April Summers Wallpaper

I have absolutely no fucking idea what is going on here. But I think I have to get one of these suits cuz "Som Young Guy" is gettin' more tail than a millionaire in a whorehouse. Chicks all over him like a hobo on a muffin. Like a cop on a doughnut. He's even gettin' paid for pictures! You go, strange Asian man - work that thang....