April Summers Wallpaper

Now I understand why nobody goes to the Tampa Bay Rays baseball games.  Why watch a mediocre team in a lousy building when you could be shootin' lasers at hot chicks in bikinis?  No brainer.

 

I dunno, just seems a little bland, doesn't she?  Maybe a little pudgy in the belly, hips and ass.  Just not doin' much for me - not even a twitch.

Pretty tight for a mommy with 4 decades on the third rock from the sun.  And like I always say, she's got that certain look in her eyes that screams "DO ANYTHING" in the sack.

She's only 36-years-old but somebody needs to put out an APB on her ass.  She's lost it!  "Calling all cars, calling all cars, be on the lookout for a firm Swedish backside.  Last seen in Los Angeles around 2005."


PS - Hey Victoria, pick me a winner!

Julie Taylor from Friday Night Lights lookin' very do-able.  Love the boobs, love the hips.  Call me.

She's 48-years-old and I'd have to say she looks it.  She also looks like she likes to throw back a few cold ones every chance she gets.  That's a beer belly if I've ever seen one.  Hey Kath, next round's on the Speakeasy!

Ba-donk-a-donk! Dayum.

Pretty good for 40, huh?  Looks like Denise is aging like a fine wine.  She's got a little bit of that vacant look in her eyes too, which makes you think you could do absolutely anything to her in the sack.  I'm sure Charlie did.

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny!

Oh God, make it stop!  There are more pictures out there, but this is all I could take.  This horse-faced, fake-boobed, collagen-lipped, skinny-legged piece of ugliness can now pay a few bills or buy food for her eight future psycho children.  Big whoop.

Mama mia, come to pappy!  This is how every chick should look in a bikini.  Game over.