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How else can you explain this little love-fest? The NFL scouts have all the information they need on Jordan Cameron. Trust me. So why do you make this video? It's one thing to put together a high school video - you're trying to impress a bunch of schools that might not have seen you. But the NFL? This guy has been picked over more than the fruit at WalMart. They know how many cavities this dude has for chrissakes. Nope, they're doin' each other. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick. Next up, the Blake Griffin gay sextape. Bang. Pay attention!

The last few years this contest has been a little stale. Blake Griffin and JaVale McGee certainly woke things up this time around. As a matter of fact, I thought this dunk by McGee was the best of the night:

This dude is just so sick he's beyond ill. One step and his elbow is above the rim. No question he can dunk from the free-throw line. No question he can dunk over anyone in the league. No question he can dunk his donuts in your coffee. The upset of the year will be if he doesn't dominate this weekend. What the cat needs is a nickname. The Poster? Red-Dunkulous? Juke Skywalker? Send 'em to me at bahtendah@gmail.com. Game over. As Larry Bird once said, "Which one of you guys is gonna come in second?" Bang. Pay attention!

I guess when your team is this bad, you gotta have a little fun...