Beauty queen cock-up
AUSTRIA - The entire group of finalists in the Miss Czech 2011 beauty contest have been warned they could be disqualified after a drunken romp with a strap-on penis. The girls - who are supposed to represent all that is wholesome and pure in the Central European state - had staged an impromptu party to celebrate the birthday of contestant Aneta Grabcove. Astonished restaurant-goers saw them staggering around apparently drunk simulating masturbation and posing with kinky S&M handcuffs. Grabcove admitted: "We were celebrating my 18th birthday party. I don’t know what else to say." Contest organiser Petra Wagnerova warned: "This could affect the girls’ future in the event."
Wait a minute - they're at least 18, right? What's wrong with a little dildo play among friends? Personally, if I was at that restaurant I would've been sticking dollar bills in these chicks' panties. Wolf some some tasty Czech food (wait, what?) and get a little entertainment to boot? That's called dinner and a show. Bang. Pay attention!
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