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Wow. Seth just ripped The Donald a new one and he was sitting right there watching the whole thing. Doesn't seem like the type of guy who will take this very well. So don't be surprised if the headline in a few days reads that Seth Meyers' disfigured remains are found in a trashcan in Hoboken. I'm just sayin'....

Fuckin' right! Take that Saudi Arabia. You're dealin' with large American testicles now. If only one, just one politician had the nads to say this directly to the Prince or the Shiek or the Terrorist or whoever is in charge over there. Balls out, baby. Pay attention!

First, we have Trump's hair applauding the awesome-ness of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick while sitting in the owner's box at Gilette. See, when you're a New York billionaire mogul, you can't be flapping your hands around and looking all goofy cheering on a team from Boston. No, you get your hair to do it for you while not blinking an eye. His hair is like his apprentice!



But wait, it's not a toupee! Just in case you were thinking that the Trumpster has access to some new-fangled invention unavailable to the rest of us, here he is explaining that it's all real. The mind of The Donald can control his own applauding-by-itself hair! He's a bad mutha...