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Any doubt that Charlie is gonna bang the farts out of Alexandra? This chick has no idea what kinda madness is comin' her way. Now even though Kathy appears to be coked up higher than a Chilean coffee farmer, Alexandra's got Goddess potential. Charlie will bring her on board and have her futz around with his computers for a few days. But then, after a couple of nights in the Sheen den of horrors she'll be blowin' lines and havin' four-ways with Charlie and the porn stars. A career is born! Looks like she's got real potential!

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Deadline: March 11th, 2011


Position: Full-Time, Paid


Timeframe: Summer 2011 (8 weeks)


Description: Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!


This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network. The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter. The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers.


You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.


Can you imagine the interview process?  You're a guy - you're out.  You're a fat chick - you're out.  You're hot - Winning!  Now take of your clothes, snort some blow, chug some booze and show me how bad you want this job.  Not bad, but no TigerBlood.  Next!