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This woman turned herself in to the police and now faces up to a year in prison. Now I hate to see good booze wasted just as much as the next guy, but a year in prison? Just let her use the bathroom for Chrissake! Believe me, I've been there. Nothing pisses me off more than store owners who won't let people take a wizz. Some stores have public bathrooms, some don't. I'm never sure what's what in half of these places. But how about just doin' a solid and lettin' the poor lady take a piss? Would've saved you a whole lotta aggravation and just maybe she would have actually bought something on the way out. Smarten up you asswipe. Hey friends, just so you know, the bathroom here at the Speakeasy is always open. Bang. Pay attention!

MyFoxBoston - A local doctor was charged with drunk driving after allegedly crashing his SUV through the windows of a Seekonk liquor store and then trying to steal beer. Dr. Joseph Grillo can be seen on surveillance footage plowing into Country Liquors early Wednesday morning. Grillo is then seen trying to reach inside to get a beer off of the counter. He is unable to reach it, so leaves the scene. The store manager thinks he crashed his car deliberately to steal beer. Grillo says he was trying to back up and accidentally went forward. Grillo was stopped by police, who had heard the crash. He was arrested and charged with driving under the influence.

The Doctor is In - well, partly in.  This is one thirsty dude, huh? Someone needs to tell ol' sawbones that we don't have drive-thru liquor stores here in Massachusetts.  Anyway, here's your prescription my good man: go directly to jail, do not pass "Go" and do not collect any brewskies! Bang. Pay attention!