April Summers Wallpaper

Rats - they're everywhere in New York.  Subway rats, alley rats, dumpster rats, hood rats and Yankee fans.

This steaming cup of hot MILF is 42? A little gravity goin' on here and some wrinkleage, but come to papa! Most chicks can't wear bikinis after about 30. Since I was born and raised in Boston I realize I'm supposed to hate anything and everything from New York but I'm gonna use an exemption on this one. Now I guess this bubbling cauldron of mommy fire is a little goofy (kind of a nervous breakdown during one season and once charged with assault - dismissed) but it's not like I'm lookin' to become her fourth husband and raise a family in the Hamptons. I'll settle for an off-camera quickie in the bathroom at Saks. Done. Now go back to your little reality show my oldie oldster lovely. Love ya, mean it. Buh-bye.

So the Biebster gets booed at the Knicks game. For once, I'm liking New York....