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What are you going to do today, you lazy, no-account, fool? Need a little inspiration! Try to be a little more like Professor Splash here. In front of a bunch of geeks and nerds at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology, all the old Professor did was jump into 11.8 inches of water from a platform 36 feet 1 inch up in the air. Now that's gettin' things done. Let's get rolling douche-bags - make a contribution to society already, will ya? Bang. Pay attention!

Ahh, there it is at the 1:27 mark. That explains everything. Now I completely understand and welcome this fine gentleman into the Speakeasy. Next round's on me! Pay attention!

Wait for it, wait for it. Here comes the King at the :30 mark. Long live the King! I can't speak Norwegian, but is this guy yelling "Hi Mom?"