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Cops: Man, 62, stole panties from young neighbors

Ernest Kendler, 62, is accused of raiding his 23-year-old neighbor’s panty drawer to satisfy a fetish, according to a Holmes Beach Police Department report. Police found two pairs of panties in his home — a black pair of Victoria’s Secret hip huggers, and a beige and pink pair — that his neighbor said belong to her, reports The Bradenton Herald. In the meantime, the cops have sent a DNA sample from the woman to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement's lab to see if her DNA matches the DNA found in the panties, according to the Herald. The woman told officers that she and her 21-year-old sister have been missing numerous pairs of panties during the past few years: She reported 23 missing pairs of panties and her sister reported 16 missing thongs, according to the Herald. A laundry is situated between their two residences. The woman also told police that she found a man, believed to be Kendler, in her sister’s bedroom going through the drawers and breathing heavily, according to a search warrant. He fled without showing his face. Kendler is charged with unarmed burglary to a structure. “Ernest Kendler is innocent,” said Kendler's attorney.


Of course it's Florida.  I think Florida is Latin for 'home of the twisted.'  It's always Florida.  Freakiest state in the nation.  Why?  I guess it's because Florida is the penis of America so there's a natural attraction for dickheads.  It's like a karma/magnet thing...