At first I figured these had to be rednecks just messin' around beside the double-wide. But since there's snow on the ground I'm kinda confused. Anyway, it's a good time for some redneck jokes.
You might be a redneck if:
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. Your home has more miles on it than your car. The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list. Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days. Your family tree does not fork. You've ever shot a deer from inside your house. You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor. You think Possum is "The Other White Meat." You think the stock market has a fence around it.
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