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Brandon Underwood: No Contest Plea In Prostitution Case

TotalPackers - The case involving Green Bay Packers defensive back Brandon Underwood has finally been resolved. Underwood pleaded no contest to one count of prostitution after initially being accused of sexual assault by two gold-digging whores, last June. He appeared in Sauk County Circuit Court Wednesday, was found guilty and fined $379. The police department refused to comment on the matter, which happened after Clay Matthews’ golf tournament in Lake Delton. Underwood was initially accused of assault by two women, which lead to an investigation in which six Packers, in addition to Underwood, were interviewed by police. It was later revealed that while money changed hands for sexual services, there was no real crime. The investigation, however, dragged on and charges apparently didn’t come until after the season. On the field, Underwood started strong in training camp, only to see himself fall down the depth chart at cornerback, until he was eventually moved to safety late in the year. He played 12 games for the Packers in 2010 and recorded 10 tackles. I wonder how his wife feels about all of this.

You tell me - aren't there enough groupies out there for pro athletes that they can leave the hookers alone? I mean if I was a pro football player I'd prolly be bangin' chicks left and right but I'd make sure there was a raincoat on my stabby thing and never let the chick touch her cellphone. Gotta be easy, right? Lots of punany and no problems if you play your cards right.  Hey Brandon, you're dumb as a bag of hammers.  Bang.  Pay attention!

Somebody take down the name of every dude in this video and send it Bill Belichick. Coach, this becomes your No-Draft List for this year. These guys were more nervous than a long-tailed pussycat in a room full of rocking chairs. There's like sixty muscle-heads guys here and they're afraid of one gorilla? Not the kind of player we need on the Patriots. We need the guy that tackles the gorilla, beats the shit out of him and spikes his ass into the jungle. I'm pretty sure Vince Wilfork would knock this ape's teeth out. Do the right thing, Coach Yoda, scratch these pussies right off your list. You're welcome.

That's some serious play-by-play announcing right there. Go home, Jim Nantz, go home Sean McDonough, go home Al Michaels. We got all we need right here! Rock on, Mr. Badass!

C'mon Gang Green - this all you got? Weak. Period. Pay attention!

Do yourself a favor and just watch this foot worshiper from the 9:40 to the 10:40 mark since the rest of this presser is just a freakshow spewing garbage.




Amazingly, now I really want the Jets to win, something I never thought I'd say. I want to see this fat fuck bring his back-into-the-playoffs team into Foxboro so Brady can light him up for about 56. How the hell does he know who studies more? For one thing he sure knows it ain't his QB Dirty Sanchez. If Manning studies more than Brady, it still isn't enough, 'cuz Brady kicked his ass all year. Come to the Razor, take your ass-whoopin' and go back to New York and make some more degenerate videos with your homely wifey. Bang. Pay. The. Fuck. Attention.

Congratulations, Giselle.  You married the NFL's MVP.  Brady cemented his hold on the award yesterday and the Pats rolled into the playoffs as the odds-on favorite to win the Super Bowl.  Two home playoff wins and it's time to book that hotel room in Dallas.  Bring it on!!!

"Brian, Brian, he's our man...."  Aw, fuck it, I just can't get pumped and jacked....

The Eagles lost to the lowly Vikings tonight, 24 - 14.  Vick's line:

25/43 263 YDS
1 INT
2 Lost Fumbles (1 returned for a TD)

Some (not me) considered him an MVP candidate heading into the game.  Not any more.  Enjoy the award QB12!

Looks like the Fins have no chance. Pay attention!

You wanna know why Donovan McNabb got benched?  Wanna know why Brett Favre has sucked for the last few years?  Wanna know why Michael Vick has become a better passer?  Wanna know why Tom Brady is the best QB in the league?  It has nothing, I repeat, NOTHING to do with athletic ability.

Two things:   DECISION-MAKING and ACCURACY.  And in that order.  Lots of people talk about these  things but they get the order of priority wrong.  DECISION first, then ACCURACY.

McNabb has a ton of athletic ability.  Favre is a veteran with a cannon for an arm.  Michael Vick is flat-out the best running QB in the league.  Doesn't matter.  The only things that matters in the NFL are decision-making and accuracy. Now, don't get me wrong, athleticism helps, as does what scouts like to call "escapability."  But these things are secondary to the essential skills of a prime-time NFL passer.  The best QB's in the league today (IMO Brady, Manning, Brees, Rivers and very soon, Matt Ryan) don't make their bones with their legs.  Yeah, they know how to move around in the pocket, but it's not their speed or athletic ability that they rely on.  What makes them the best is understanding defenses (decision-making), and hitting receivers in the hands (accuracy)

Andy Reid knew it, too.  After years of seeing McNabb miss badly on easy routes, he saw that his decision-making sucked and his accuracy was terrible and he made one of the best trades in Eagles history.  He's an athletic beast, but Donovan can't hit the broad side of a barn.  He's pretty suspect on the decision side as well.

What about QB4 in Minnesota?  Favre has the arm but his decision-making became horrific.  More often than not, Favre believes his arm strength will beat coverage.  Hey, Mr. Penis Pic, you're old and you're wrong.  That's why you have more picks than any NFL QB will ever have.  Mike Vick?  Have you noticed that with age, he stays in the pocket more, understands coverages better and hits receivers in stride like he never has before?  That's the NFL game, dude.  Nice to see you studyin'.  You're startin' to get it.

Finally, Brady.  When he first took over for Bledsoe, Belichick had him throwing lots of safe, easy patterns.  But one thing was noticeable right away - he hit backs out of the backfield (supposedly one of the toughest throws) in stride, every time.  His accuracy was impeccable and his decision-making was superb.  Do you think it's an abberation that the team is on a roll while he's setting records for consecutive passes without an INT?  Nope.

Manning does the same thing.  Study, study, study, then hit the correct matchup in stride.  Do yourself a favor.  Next time you're watching an NFL game, see how many times the QB hits his receiver in stride, allowing him big-time YAC (yardage after catch).  If it happens on a consistent basis, you'll be looking at a QB who makes good decisions and then throws with accuracy.  In short, a man with a future.  Bang.  Pay attention!  

Allegedly Rex Ryan and his wife.  'Nuf said....

Tony Romo is engaged to Dallas TV reporter Candice Crawford:

I absolutely love this freakin' kid. He has the heart, passion, desire and conviction that all Patriots fans should have. Pure gold. Righteousness. Fan of the year. Of the decade. Of the century. Bang. (Looks a little bit like Danny Woodhead, too.) Pay attention!