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Is this the year the Patriot's draft and begin to groom Tom Brady's replacement?  If so, I think it's a genius move.  The Pats have 2 first round draft choices this year and there's probably gonna be a rookie salary cap once the lockout is settled.  This is a chance to think long-term without breaking the bank and set up for a future QB who will have a few years to learn as an understudy to the best in the game.  It's the kind of move that could have the Patriots maintain their level of excellence for years to come.  With all the draft picks New England has this year they can afford to make a move for the long haul.  The Hooded Genius strikes again!

The Pats didn't even have to use a first or second round pick to get what lots of people think was first round talent.  This kid is Tom Brady Junior.  Not real fast, no great vertical leap, but he's got the size to see over defensive linemen and he has a canon for an arm.  Best of all, he has a few years to learn the pro game from the best in the business.  The Patriots can take their time and groom this kid to step in when it's time to move on from Brady.  Pure genius move from the HC of the NEP's.  This is why New England will continue to be in the upper echelon of the NFL for years to come.  Well done, Coach.

Is this the year the Patriot's draft and begin to groom Tom Brady's replacement? If so, I think it's a genius move. The Pats have 2 first round draft choices this year and there's probably gonna be a rookie salary cap once the lockout is settled. This is a chance to think long-term without breaking the bank and set up for a future QB who will have a few years to learn as an understudy to the best in the game. It's the kind of move that could have the Patriots maintain their level of excellence for years to come. With all the draft picks New England has this year they can afford to make a move for the long haul. The Hooded Genius strikes again!

PS - Gruden's the best. Busts the kid's balls in the beginning and then builds him up at the end. And by the way, the pass Locker throws towards the end of the video looks like it goes about 65 - 70 yards in the air. Might look pretty good in a Pats uniform.

Major League Baseball and the National Hockey League scour the far reaches of the planet to find potential players. Hell, the Red Sox signed some Australian softball player a couple of months ago. Soccer players are discovered all over the world and end up in the best professional leagues. It seems like every NBA team has some player from a foreign country. It's time for the NFL to follow suit. The closest I've seen recently was Stephen Neal, a wrestler the Pats drafted who never even played football in college. I'm calling on the genius, coach Belichick to be the trend-setter here. Look at this dude! He's a fucking animal. Are you telling me that some D-line or linebackers coach couldn't get ahold of him for a few months and have him eatin' quarterbacks for lunch? Step outside the box, Coach Yoda. Your legacy will only grow.

I'm So Tired Of All This Crying About Wes Welker

All everyone seems to be talking about in the aftermath of the Pats loss to the Jets is whether or not Belicheck should have benched Wes Welker for the first series.  Shut the fuck up!  Belicheck did the right thing.  Rules are rules.  He told the team not to trash-talk and Welker broke the rule.  Bang.  End of discussion.  And don't give me this crap about how subtle and genius Welker's little presser was.  Give me a break.  It was juvenile, sophomoric and completely obvious!  Minutes after it happened Deadspin, and shortly thereafter the entire world, knew exactly what happened.  Subtle?  Genius?  I think not.  Hey Wes, how about you work on not leading the NFL in dropped passes next year instead of dreaming up third grade ways to tweak Rex Ryan?

One of the things that's kept Belicheck and the Patriots organization at the top of the NFL for the last decade is consistency.  All the Coach was doing was staying consistent and by the way, teaching all the young members of the team a valuable lesson.  The law is the law and no one is above it.  Smarten up, Wes.  Pay attention!

You go, boy! Just swillin' Diet Coke and killin' it!

I love this fuckin' kid. Apparently he's from Kentucky but his Pats love knows no bounds. Rock on you little Wildcat!

See, this is like a classic role reversal. Cromartie has bitches all over the country, so he thinks he can have another in New England. Here's a piece of theWikipedia entry for Cromartie:

Cromartie has fathered nine children with eight women living in six states, and has been named in at least five paternity suits in the past two years. According to court records, Cromartie failed to appear in court on two separate occasions in reference to moving violations and his driver license status. In March of 2010, the Jets provided Cromartie with a $500,000 advance so Cromartie could pay outstanding child support payments.

I guess Antonio has a real penchant for hittin' "wide receivers." But here's the problem:  QB12 does not lose at home.  QB12 embarasses people who call him out (anyone remember Freddie Mitchell?).  And Mr. Cromartie has been burnt by Brady before.  He beat him this year on passes to Welker and Branch and it was no different when Cromartie played for San Diego.  This could be a rout.  The kind of game that will teach the likes of Cromartie and Sexy Rexy to Shut..The..Fuck..Up.  Pats by 17.  Bang.  Pay the fuck attention!

C'mon Gang Green - this all you got? Weak. Period. Pay attention!

Do yourself a favor and just watch this foot worshiper from the 9:40 to the 10:40 mark since the rest of this presser is just a freakshow spewing garbage.




Amazingly, now I really want the Jets to win, something I never thought I'd say. I want to see this fat fuck bring his back-into-the-playoffs team into Foxboro so Brady can light him up for about 56. How the hell does he know who studies more? For one thing he sure knows it ain't his QB Dirty Sanchez. If Manning studies more than Brady, it still isn't enough, 'cuz Brady kicked his ass all year. Come to the Razor, take your ass-whoopin' and go back to New York and make some more degenerate videos with your homely wifey. Bang. Pay. The. Fuck. Attention.

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From Matt Vensel's Blog:
In this week's January 10th issue of Sports Illustrated, NFL senior writer Peter King predicts every game in this year's playoffs. Lucky for you, the magazine has given me a sneak peek at his bracket, which I will gladly reveal to you. You might not like what King foresees, though, so brace yourselves. King predicts that the Patriots will beat the Packers, 30-24, in Super Bowl XLV after the Patriots beat the Steelers in the AFC championship game and the Packers knock off the Bears on the NFC side of the bracket...


Welcome aboard the bandwagon, Mr. King!  One thing is clear this time, though.  The Pats will have a tough time playing the "no respect" card on their way to the JonesDome.  Doesn't matter.  Fourth ring for Brady and Belichick.  Bang.  Pay the fuck attention!


P.S.  King's wrong about the Packers - I got the Falcons winning the NFC.

Congratulations, Giselle.  You married the NFL's MVP.  Brady cemented his hold on the award yesterday and the Pats rolled into the playoffs as the odds-on favorite to win the Super Bowl.  Two home playoff wins and it's time to book that hotel room in Dallas.  Bring it on!!!

"Brian, Brian, he's our man...."  Aw, fuck it, I just can't get pumped and jacked....