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Virginia Mom Finds Toilet Helpline Has A Potty Mouth


SUFFOLK, VA - A Virginia woman was caught by surprise when she called a toilet manufacturer's helpline for advice on installation and was put through to a potty-mouthed sex line. Debbie Attard, a mom from Isle of Wight County, was fixing up the bathroom in her son's new mobile home when she found that the bowl the family bought from retail chain Lowe's was missing parts, WAVY-TV reported Thursday. She dialed the 800 number listed in the owner's manual but was shocked when the voice that greeted her wanted to discuss parts of a more private nature. "I was appalled," Attard said. "I couldn't believe it. I had called it like five or six times to make sure I didn't dial it wrong." However, each time she failed to reach a helpline and was met by a stream of foul-mouthed smut. A flushed Lowe's said the AquaSource toilets in question were taken off the shelves, and sales of the product were halted while the vendor investigated the issue.

Okay, Debbie, you're a lying sack of shit. As soon as I read the part about how you had to call back five or six times I knew you were so full of shit you're brown. You were sittin' on your new toilet seat, needed something to read (I do the same thing - I'll read anything) and started feeling a little heat in the loins. Amd then again, and agin and again.  I get it, Debbie, you're lonely. No prob babe, but quit with the tall tales, will ya?

MSNBC
That's not what we mean by 'police escort'
N.C. man calls 911 to request prostitute, arrest report shows

LEXINGTON, N.C. — A 42-year-old man has been arrested and charged with calling 911 to request a hooker, according to an arrest report obtained by the Lexington Dispatch.
Records show Lonnie Michael Felts called 911 three times on Sunday. The first time he called, he requested “a hooker and an escort to get boots,” the arrestb report showed, according to the Dispatch. After an officer warned Felts about misusing the system, he made two more calls, the newspaper reported. On the third, “Felts called on 911 again for a non-emergency domestic escort,” the Dispatch reported. According to the arrest report, Felts was under the influence of drugs, alcohol or both when the incident happened. He's been charged with accessing the 911 system for a purpose other than an emergency communication.


Love the mugshot - nice shiner, bro.  Probably should've tried ordering a cold steak!