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Looks like William likes a little cream with his coffee.  My question is, how many times was this sicko seen entering and leaving the women's bathroom before somebody figured out something strange was goin' on here?  It took two days?  With all the caffeine flowing at Starbucks I figured people would be a little more alert.  Hey, lock him up and throw away the key as far as I'm concerned, but how 'bout that camera?  I think I want one.  I just can't figure out any use for it that won't land me in jail.  Now that I think about it, I guess that was William's problem too.

Joseph Layland Jr.: Missouri Tanning Salon Owner Accused of Videotaping Customers

DailyRFT - Women say that Joseph Layland Jr.'s tanning salon in the small town of Malden attracted patrons from all around the Missouri bootheel. "There's a lot more women," client Krista Cullum told news station KFVS this week. "It's not just Malden. We came from everywhere, Gideon, Risco, Campbell, because of the price." Often, the 36-year-old Layland wouldn't even charge his clients a dime, says Cullum. He was just happy they'd returned to his DJ's Tan and Tone after sending the women friendly Facebook messages, such as, "Your (tanning) bed misses you." But, then, last week one of his female clients noticed something peculiar inside her tanning booth. A 1/4-inch hole in the wall seemed to contain a reflective piece of glass like, perhaps, a camera lens. The woman contacted the police and surprise, surprise! Authorities discovered that Layland had been secretly videotaping dozens of clients at his tanning salon. Moreover, a search of his home found some 444 DVDs and more than 100 VHS tapes, many containing pornography and/or child porn. Suddenly, it's become something of a perverted parlor game in southeast Missouri wondering who may have landed in Layland's video archive. On Saturday, some 100 women met with Malden police concerned that they may appear nude or semi-nude in the videos. Officials say there is no evidence that that stash was ever uploaded onto the Internet. Layland has been charged with four counts of possession of child pornography and six counts of invasion of privacy. He was placed in custody on a $500,000 cash-only bond.

There are a couple of important points here. First of all, is this like the 2,579th time a tanning salon has been busted? Cameras are everywhere these days, but these tanning salon dudes must have a freakin' monopoly, right? Point number two - tan lines are sexy as hell! Listen to me, my chicas - avoid being on some porno website and at the same time get your sexy freak on by wearing a little butt floss and a tiny top to the tanning bed. You'll keep your dignity and your man will be forever grateful. Guys love tan lines.  Then people like Mr. McPervert got nuthin' on ya. Pay attention!

PS - Kind of funny that this dude's name is "Layland", right? Hehe.

SkyNewsOnline


A Filipino man solved his own murder when he inadvertently caught his killer on camera while taking a family snap just moments before he was shot. Reynaldo Dagsa, a local councilman in Manila, took a picture of his family celebrating the New Year, not noticing that behind his wife and daughter a man was taking aim at him with a gun. Seconds later Mr Dagsa was shot in the chest and died on his way to hospital, confirmed local police chief Jude Santos.His family discovered the clue in the photo and handed it over to police and national newspaper the Philippine Daily Inquirer, which ran the image on its front page.

The picture clearly shows the killer standing behind the family, aiming his gun at Mr Dagsa, while another man acts as "lookout". Mr Santos said: "While he was taking the picture of his family on New Year's Day, the killer appeared and he inadvertently took the picture of the killer with the gun aimed at him." The gunman was identified as Michael Gonzales, a suspected car thief who was out on bail and seeking revenge on Mr Dagsa for ordering his arrest last year.

Gonzales was arrested for the murder on Monday, although the photographed accomplice, identified as Rommel Oliva, has still not been caught. Police are also searching for a second lookout, named as Francis Bumjal, who is thought to have been stood just out of shot. Mr Dagsa, described by his family as a kindhearted man, was a member of the Barangay Peacekeping Action Team, which helps the police with crime prevention. It is thought that it was his role within the team that led to his death.