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I don't know about you, but the last thing I want is one of those subs. This commercial does the opposite of what it's supposed to do, right? As soon as the beard went in the sauce, my hunger urge just went out the freakin' window. Thanks for ruining my lunch, Quiznos....

I can see why this was banned for the kiddies' sake, but couldn't it be shown on TV like after 9:00PM? I'm guessing the networks would go for it. And I'm guessing there'd be a spike in sales like the spike in my pants. Where'd I put that box of tissues....

PS - There's now a terrific trifecta of these big, firm, hard booties. These chicks are startin' to revolutionize the way we think about the junk in the trunk.  Serena, Coco (if you haven't seen the photos, search the blog) and Kim Kardashian. Big, hard, firm backyards.  Just tight enough to fascinate, not too big to make you reach for the cottage cheese. Three peas in a pod makin' men across America dream about the anal advantage. The age of the big, hard pushmobile has arrived.  Ba-donk-a-donk! 

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Did you think it would be any other beer today? Not on your life!!! Erin Go Bragh!!!