April Summers Wallpaper

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Let's get a couple dozen for the B's to wear against the Canucks tonight. We'll be back in the series in no time!

It's a great look for ya Nicki!  Looks real natural.  Little Nicki here has been really vague about her sexuality.  And recently she said in a few interviews that she was gonna tone down the sex references in her music.  FAIL!  And I'll tell ya one other thing.  Any chick parading around stage rockin' a big ol' dildo like this ain't lookin' to hook up with a guy after the show (not that there's anything wrong with that).  Nope, the only reason you strut this look is to have an enormous scissor-fest waiting for ya in the dressing room.  I need to get me a backstage pass to one of these shows pronto....

Here's the uncensored NSFW version if you're interested.

Etsy reveals your dildo preferences to the world

INQUISITR - The internet’s craft fair, Etsy, is taking a bit of flack right now for trying to make the site more social, and in doing so, revealing a bit more about Etsy users than users may be aware of, to the internet at large. Last week, Etsy quietly rolled out a feature allowing people to search users, sellers and buyers alike- revealing information on items they’d sold, purchased or favorited. This feature was discussed in a not-very-visible forum thread, but not formally announced to users. The issue is underscored to great effect in a quote over at Ars Technica’s piece on the controversy. Quel horror, for internet sex toy shoppers everywhere:


“I just found a woman who’s Etsy profile comes up on Google as the 5th link. I was expecting 6 or 7 pages down, but it’s on the very first page, right after her online resumes,” wrote one concerned user on the Penny Arcade forums. “She signed up a year ago, under the old privacy policy, and hasn’t logged in since 2010. And now I know what dildo she uses. Right down to the curvature and coloring.”


“Found an XXL glass dildo with veins and swirled gold coloring (beautiful piece really) and checked to see if anyone favorited it. Someone did. She also favorited some cosplay cat eat hats [sic] and a bell collar/necklace thing. Then I found her on Facebook.”

I was gonna write a scathing post about how this leaking of privacy shit has gone too far, but right now I don't have the time.  I gotta get to Etsy real quick and see if any chicks are buyin' the dildo called "The Irish Inch Of Aggression."  I'm gonna find 'em and nail 'em.  Big time find for the Bahtendah - I might have to shut down the whole blog for like a week.

By the way, do you know the definition of Irish foreplay?

"Brace yourself, Bridget!"  Bang.  Done.  Pay the fuck attention!  Searching Etsy, searching Etsy....

Live sex toy demonstration held on NU campus

ChicagoTribune - Northwestern University acknowledged today that an unusual demonstration was held on campus last week in which students observed a naked woman being penetrated by a sex toy. The sex act was performed in front of about 100 students in psychology professor John Michael Bailey’s human sexuality class. The demonstration occurred after class, and attendance was optional. The university will pay several hundred dollars to guest lecturer Ken Melvoin-Berg, co-owner of Weird Chicago Tours. His Feb. 21 discussion of bondage, swinging and other sexual fetishes was arranged by Bailey, who gets extra funding from the university’s College of Arts & Sciences for lectures and other activities he routinely holds after class. “The students find the events to be quite valuable, typically, because engaging real people in conversation provides useful examples and extensions of concepts students learn about in traditional academic ways,” Bailey said in a prepared statement Wednesday night. After an initial discussion at Ryan Family Auditorium, the class was told that a couple was going to demonstrate the use of a sex toy and female orgasm. “Both Professor Bailey and myself gave them five or six warnings about what was about to happen and it would be graphic,” Melvoin-Berg said. The woman undressed and got on stage with her male partner, who used a device that looks like a machine-powered saw with a phallic object instead of a blade. Melvoin-Berg said the couple are exhibitionists who enjoy having people watch them have sex, and they were not paid for the demonstration...There were several warnings and some students trickled out, he said. He said most students were sitting in the auditorium’s balcony, including a student’s mom who attended class that day.


Fantastic.  Awesome.  Educational.  Informative.  Constructive.  Illustrative.  Interactive.  Instructional.  Visual.  Demonstrative.  Edifying.  Creative.  Productive.  Collaborative.  Hey, as long as these students were warned about what was goin' down, I have no problem with this whatsoever. Even one of the kid's mom's stuck around to watch the show (call me). Chick gets drilled by saws-all. Good clean fun. I'm betting Charlie Sheen audits the next class. Winning!