WOODTV - A 32-year-old teacher's aide is accused of sexually assaulting a middle-school student from the same district where she worked in Calhoun County. U.S. marshals on June 3 arrested April Patzkowsky in Brownsville, Texas, where she had been living with relatives for the past eight months. She was arrested on an outstanding warrant for four sexual assault charges, and is now awaiting extradition procedures. The male student attends W.K. Kellogg Middle School -- the same building where 32-year-old Patzkowsky worked as a bilingual aid, according to her husband, Mike Patzkowsky. April was employed at the school for about five years to help students with their English skills. Emmett Township Public Safety began the investigation after receiving a complaint report. Police said the abuse occurred off school grounds, and Mike Patzkowsky told 24 Hour News 8 that it happened last summer. April was placed on administrative leave shortly after the investigation began last September, Mike said. April was aware of the situation and kept police informed of her whereabouts, Mike added. She faces life in prison, if convicted...

Life in prison?  For makin' some little horndog's dream come true?  Call me sexist, but these female-teacher-sex-with-boys stories always seem a little less harmful than when the man is the pedophile.  I'm bettin' the dude could have said no and that would've been the end of it.  Fact is, he'll probably jerk off for the rest of his life while re-living the experience.  Some parent probably caught wind of junior braggin' about the whole thing and turned her ass in.  April just taught one of her students to be a cunning linguist.  Life in prison?  Are you kiddin' me?

MUSKOGEEPHOENIX.COM - McIntosh County authorities arrested a Checotah elementary school teacher Tuesday for allegedly having sex with a 16-year-old boy. Michelle McCutchan, 38, was charged with two counts of second-degree rape and one count of sodomy. The alleged acts occurred between Dec. 1 and May 11. Documents filed Tuesday with the McIntosh County Court Clerk’s Office allege McCutchan had sex with the boy on four occasions at her home and at least one time at the boy’s home in Oktaha. Prosecutors allege five instances of oral sodomy. McCutchan could not be reached for comment. A telephone number listed under her name has been disconnected. McIntosh County Sheriff’s Investigator Tonya French said McCutchan admitted having sex with the boy, who is a high school sophomore. “McCutchan said she had sent many nude photos of herself to (the boy’s) phone,” French stated in an affidavit supporting her request for an arrest warrant. “McCutchan stated two times while having sex with (him) ... a video was made of the sexual acts.” According to court documents, McCutchan could face up to 10 years in prison for the sodomy charge and from one to 15 years on the second-degree rape charges. McCutchan, who was suspended May 10 from her duties teaching fifth grade, was released after posting a $5,000 bond. Information regarding her next court appearance was unavailable Tuesday night. Checotah Public Schools Superintendent Mark Calavan said McCutchan was suspended with pay pending a termination hearing, which is scheduled June 2.

This is one horny teacher, huh? Now we've posted plenty of teacher sex scandals here in the past, but this is the first one I can recall where the chick videotaped it. That tells me she was so stoked up she not only wanted to screw around with a teenager, she needed masturbation material for when little Johnny wasn't around. Hot for teacher!

RGJ.COM - A 34-year-old Reed High School special education teacher remained jailed Monday on charges she had sex with two 17-year-old students, in acts that allegedly occurred in her personal vehicle. Friday’s arrest of teacher Bethyl “Beth” Shepherd was the second recent sexual misconduct-related arrest of a special education Reed High School employee. Last month, Reed special education teacher’s aide Marie L. Fisher was arrested on felony charges related to having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student with whom she also allegedly sent graphic text message photos, according to court documents. An arraignment date has not yet been scheduled in the case. Shepherd, who has been on administrative leave since school police received information on the incident, faces felony counts of sexual conduct between a school employee and a pupil. Bail was set at $4,000. According to a probable cause affidavit filed in Sparks Justice Court, school police detectives learned through an unidentified source that Shepherd, employed with the district since August 2001, allegedly was involved in a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old student on April 7. Investigators accused her in the court filing of having sex with two 17-year-olds in her personal vehicle, away from school grounds. She told investigators that one student forced her to engage in sexual activities while she denied any contact with the other. Washoe County schools police Chief Mike Mieras said, “Well, there are two sides to a story,” but after interviews with other sources, he added, enough information had been gathered to suggest probable cause. “What her allegations are at this time are not quite matching up to the accounts of what was reported to us,” Mieras said. It was not immediately known Monday afternoon if Shepherd had hired an attorney. A contact phone number Shepherd gave officers went unanswered and did not allow voice mail. Mieras said school district area superintendent Lynn Rauh, who oversees Reed, is going to meet with Principal Mary Vesco and do some training with the staff on appropriate behavior and personal relationships with students...

I gotta admit, the "Special Needs" part of this story threw me completely for a loop. Usually when 17-year-olds have sex with their teachers I'm just jealous. But this is a little different. This might be the first time I'm actually in favor of prosecuting the female teacher. Beth here also looks a little goofy to me. I say put her in stir and let her learn how to be a lesbian.

Apopka woman had sex with 16-year-old boy, police say

ORLANDO SENTINEL - A 33-year-old Apopka woman and a 16-year-old boy exchanged hundreds of text messages and had a sexual relationship over spring break, police said Friday. Cindy Rotarius was arrested Thursday on three counts of sexual assault of a 16- or 17-year-old victim by a person 24 or older, a second-degree felony. Rotarius told officers her relationship with the boy began March 26 and ended April 5, a report states. Rotarius contacted the boy on Facebook, and his sister saw them meet several times, police said. They went bowling, and he came over to play Playstation 3 and watch movies, according to the report. She and the boy separately told police that they had sex, officers said. In text messages, Rotarius asked the boy not to tell anyone because she was afraid she would lose her children, the report says.

It doesn't get much better than this. I mean the kid gets to watch movies, go bowling, use the Playstation 3 and bang a 33-year-old for the whole week of vacation. He can't be the one who told the cops because he would have been too busy bragging to all his friends about how he spent a week smashin' Cindy.

And by the way, where's the crime? I doubt the dude had to be forced into anything. Cindy was just spreadin' a little love in the hood. Free Cindy!

Teen arrested for indecent exposure at library

CINCINNATI,OH - A teenager is facing charges after police say she engaged in a sex act at the downtown branch of the Hamilton County Public Library. Jamaica Hill, 18, was arrested Monday for indecent exposure. According to court documents, Hill and a male were performing a sex act in a stairwell at the library. When officers approached, Hill fled on foot, leaving her pants, underwear and shoes in the stairwell. Police have not released the name of the male involved.

Wait, what? They still have libraries in Ohio? And people still go to 'em? Can't ya just find everything ya want from the interbloggerweb? Hold on, does that mean I'm payin' taxes for this shit? Well okay, since we're payin' for 'em, why can't we screw in 'em? After all, that little tart Jamaica and her friend at least went for a little privacy in the stairwell. Free Jamaica! Free Jamaica!

PS - Why exactly were the cops at the library? Is this just a case of bad timing or is this the new hideout for the fuzz when they want to be doin' nothin'? Hmmm...

Police: Man Offered Officer $5, Sex To Forget Ticket

Indianapolis - A man was arrested on charges of bribery and disorderly conduct after he offered money and sex to an Indianapolis police officer in an effort to avoid a citation, investigators said. Adam Yarbrough, 22, of Indianapolis, was driving a moped erratically on U.S. 31 near East Street on Sunday when a female officer saw him and pulled him over, police said. The officer determined that Yarbrough's license had been suspended and wrote him a citation for traffic offenses. Yarbrough first offered cash and then sex for the officer to tear up the ticket, police said. "How about we call it even and I give you $5 and you just get rid of this ticket and let me go?" Yarbrough was quoted in a police report as saying. "How about I give you a kiss, and well, I haven't had sex in a while, so how about we do that, and then we can just forget the ticket and you just let me go?" The officer arrested Yarbrough on charges of bribery and disorderly conduct after he yelled sexually explicit remarks to her and refused to comply with a request to be quiet, police said.

Adam, Adam, Adam. I feel for ya bro, I really do. I'm shocked that this chick wouldn't jump at the chance to make a quick five bucks and get a roll in the hay as a bonus. What is she, fucking blind? It's pretty easy to see from your mugshot what an undeniable stud you are. I mean, chicks must soak their panties just by looking at you. You must get more pussy than a tampon. And five bucks to boot? The lady could've almost bought a pack of smokes after you showed her the greatest ten minutes of her life. She's gotta be gay. That's the only possible explanation....

PS - Did she realize that you actually own your own moped?  Unbelievable.

Live sex toy demonstration held on NU campus

ChicagoTribune - Northwestern University acknowledged today that an unusual demonstration was held on campus last week in which students observed a naked woman being penetrated by a sex toy. The sex act was performed in front of about 100 students in psychology professor John Michael Bailey’s human sexuality class. The demonstration occurred after class, and attendance was optional. The university will pay several hundred dollars to guest lecturer Ken Melvoin-Berg, co-owner of Weird Chicago Tours. His Feb. 21 discussion of bondage, swinging and other sexual fetishes was arranged by Bailey, who gets extra funding from the university’s College of Arts & Sciences for lectures and other activities he routinely holds after class. “The students find the events to be quite valuable, typically, because engaging real people in conversation provides useful examples and extensions of concepts students learn about in traditional academic ways,” Bailey said in a prepared statement Wednesday night. After an initial discussion at Ryan Family Auditorium, the class was told that a couple was going to demonstrate the use of a sex toy and female orgasm. “Both Professor Bailey and myself gave them five or six warnings about what was about to happen and it would be graphic,” Melvoin-Berg said. The woman undressed and got on stage with her male partner, who used a device that looks like a machine-powered saw with a phallic object instead of a blade. Melvoin-Berg said the couple are exhibitionists who enjoy having people watch them have sex, and they were not paid for the demonstration...There were several warnings and some students trickled out, he said. He said most students were sitting in the auditorium’s balcony, including a student’s mom who attended class that day.


Fantastic.  Awesome.  Educational.  Informative.  Constructive.  Illustrative.  Interactive.  Instructional.  Visual.  Demonstrative.  Edifying.  Creative.  Productive.  Collaborative.  Hey, as long as these students were warned about what was goin' down, I have no problem with this whatsoever. Even one of the kid's mom's stuck around to watch the show (call me). Chick gets drilled by saws-all. Good clean fun. I'm betting Charlie Sheen audits the next class. Winning!

Voodoo Ritual, Sex Sparked NYC Fire That Kills 1

NEW YORK- Fire marshals say candles ringed around a bed in a voodoo ceremony in New York City that included sex ignited linens and clothes, causing a fatal apartment fire. The blaze began around 6:40 p.m. local time Sunday when a woman visited a fourth-floor apartment in Brooklyn and paid a man $300 to perform a ceremony to bring her good luck. A city official says the man was known in the neighbourhood as a priest and the two were having sex when the fire started. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the investigation was ongoing. Instead of calling 911, the man tried to put out the fire using water from a bathroom sink but the fire spread. A 64-year-old woman was found dead and 20 firefighters were injured.

This is why I believe voodoo just might be real. Every once in a while I get a pain somewhere in my body that just doesn't make sense. It's got to be voodoo, right? Now, I understand that lots of people think I'm a douche, but I totally believe that there are some haters out there who have special powers. They have a little statue of the Bahtendah, and they just stick pins in my balls and give me hernias I shouldn't have. It happens to everyone, right? Isn't there some way to get these people to use their powers for good instead of evil?  Bang. Pay the fuck attention!

Waitress accuses Haynesworth of sex assault
TheExaminer - A waitress at posh downtown D.C. hotel is claiming that she was sexually asaulted by football player Albert Haynesworth. Haynesworth's agent Chad Speck told The Washington Examiner in a statement: "There seems to be no truth to these allegations and we are currently evaluating the facts and considering our own legal actions against those involved." The incident is alleged to have happened on Saturday night, just hours after Haynesworth reported to the Fairfax County police to face assault charges in a road rage incident. A D.C. police spokeswoman Tisha Gant said police are investigating a sexual assault at the W Hotel in Washington, 515 15th Street NW, but there have been no arrests or charges so she could not release the name of the accused. She said she didn't have any information about the time or where in the assault is alleged to have occured.

Haynesworth allegedly grabbeda waitress' breast while he was payimg his bill.  In related news, the Redskins are offering Haynesworth a raise for the simple fact that he grabbed something. Plus, just hours earlier he showed some aggressiveness with his little road rage incident.  Looks like Albert's gettin' the fire back!  He's gonna have a monster year in 2011!  Just sacking QB's and destroying running backs!  Look out!  He's back and he's bad!  Wait, can you be locked out and locked up at the same time?  Hmmm....

Veronica Paz Gets 15 Years to Life for Using Sex to Lure Ex-Boyfriend to His Death by New Boyfriend
OCWeekly - What 17-year-old boy would turn down a promise of hot sex at a quiet hilltop construction site? El Modena High School wrestler Diego Gonzalez's ex-girlfriend had a new boyfriend, but 20-year-old Veronica Paz was still seeing Gonzalez on the side. They drove to an unincorporated residential area near Orange for some nooky under the early-morning stars on Nov. 10, 2003. What Gonzalez did not know was Paz's current boyfriend, Brandan Dante Perry, then 19, was there waiting for them, not to participate in a three-way, but to put two bullets in Gonzalez's head. Perry, who hailed from Garden Grove and is now 27, pleaded guilty to first-degree murder with a sentencing enhancement for lying in wait. He was sentenced in September 2006 to 25 years to life in state prison. A month prior, a jury convicted Paz of first-degree murder but did not add the lying-in-wait enhancement. She received the same sentence as her murdering boyfriend in December 2006. But the Fourth District Court of Appeals later overturned the conviction, saying Orange County Superior Court Judge James Stotler had made an error in jury instructions...She also participated in the attempt to destroy Gonzalez's body by setting it on fire with diesel fuel--twice! Paz and Perry together convinced two friends to help them develop an alibi. Albert Thomas Medina and Kimberly Rita Gomez, both 28, pleaded guilty in 2004 to being accessories. They each were sentenced to three years probation...


If you read the story, here's what I don't get:  What's the motive?  Are you just the most evil bitch in history?  It says Veronica is bangin' this kid on the side even though she has a new boyfriend.  Then why do you need to bust a couple of caps in his head?  Pure Black Widow.  Any 17 year-old kid is obviously gonna show up wherever you tell him to to get a little nooky.  That's a given.  But why knock him off?  Hey Veronica, ever hear of a "Dear John" letter?  How 'bout just sending a text that says "I'm benchin' you, you're off the squad?" Instead you get Diego all jacked up thinkin' he's about to hit paydirt and you have your new BFF Brandon just lying in wait to snuff him out?  Rot in hell, bitch.  Hall of Fame.  Bang.  Pay attention!

P.S. - One more thing:  All this shit took place 7 years ago, so this bitch already has 7 years of time to her credit and only has 18 more to go which will probably end up being reduced.  Are you friggin' kiddin' me?  I think we gotta start bringin' back a little frontier justice.  Lock her up and lose the key.  Bye-bye, Senorita Paz.  The only thing she should be allowed to bang for the rest of her life is butchy fellow inmates (which by the way will be captured on closed-circuit prison cameras - I'm just sayin').  Period.  End of story.

Denver Post
Teacher and student were found naked in car with booze, police report says
When a patrol officer found a high school teacher in a parked car with a 16-year-old student, both were naked and there were bottles of Sprite and vodka in the vehicle, according to the arrest affidavit. Mountain View High School instructor Courtney Bowles, 31, bought the booze, picked up the unnamed boy and parked her blue Subaru in North Lake Park about 10:40 p.m. Friday, the report says. The alleged victim first said he had no identification with him and gave Loveland police Officer Sharon Hopkins a false birth date. When she questioned him again, he handed over his Mountain View school ID, showing he was a 10th-grader. He then acknowledged he was 16. Bowles, who is married with two children and is an instructional coach for teachers at the school, told the officer that she offered the boy alcohol, but he had only one sip. Bowles, arrested on counts of sexual assault by a person in a position of trust and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, was released on a personal-recognizance bond Monday. The 8th Judicial District attorney's office is expected to file charges by Thursday. Though Bowles is out of custody, a judge has ordered her to stay away from anyone younger than 18, to remain 100 feet from the high school, and to refrain from contacting the boy or his family...Bowles' work at Mountain View included instructing teachers on how best to interact with students, though she also tutored kids struggling in their studies...


Sprite and vodka?  C'mon Courtney, is that the best you could do?  And by the way, no candles, no picnic basket, NO CONDOMS???

CBSNews
Fla. Man Claims "Rough Sex" Killed Girlfriend, Say Police
FORT LAUDERDALE (CBS/WFOR) Investigators in Florida say a man kept his girlfriend's body in his bed for two days while he tried to figure out how to dispose of it and later told police she had died during a night of rough sex, according to a report. Doris Lopez's body was found inside a car parked at a Delray Beach parking lot on October 26th. Three months after that discovery, police arrested 40-year-old David Muringer and have charged him with manslaughter in her death. According to CBS affiliate WFOR, Muringer allegedly told authorities he had been casually dating 48-year-old Lopez, who lived in West Palm Beach. He told investigators he choked Lopez during sex, but said her death was accidental. He said she lost consciousness once before and she had awakened moments later. However, on the night she died, he got angry when she lost consciousness and reportedly threw her off the bed, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. Police say he left the apartment and when he returned he found her lying on the floor dead. According to a police report, Muringer waited two days before allegedly stuffing her body in a plastic bag then pushing it into a barrel. "He told us he sealed the barrel with duct tape, rolled the barrel out of his apartment and placed the barrel into the back seat of the victim's car," Delray Beach police Detective Jason Jabcuga wrote in the arrest report. WFOR reports that Muringer became a suspect in the case after a cell phone receipt was found in the car with his name on it. On top of manslaughter, Muringer has also been charged with unlawful disposal of human remains. He is being held without bond.

NewsOK
Nurse loses license for 20 years over sex with hospice patient

A hospice nurse has been barred from her profession for 20 years after admitting to a sexual relationship with her married terminally ill patient. The Oklahoma Nursing Board in August disciplined Amber Van Brunt, 33, of Shawnee, for unprofessional conduct. Now, she is asking an Oklahoma County judge to reverse the board's order “to correct this miscarriage of justice.” A hearing is set for Wednesday. At the heart of the appeal is an ethical question: Is it ever right for a nurse to have sex with a patient? Van Brunt's attorney told the judge the consensual relationship with the patient was on the nurse's “own personal time,” while she was visiting as a friend, not while she was on duty caring for him. The nursing board responded that there is evidence of sexual contact during nursing visits but that it doesn't matter when it happened. “The nurse is the professional in this situation. It is the responsibility of the professional to say no to the vulnerable patient,” the board's attorney told the judge. “The rules … do not mean simply while you are on shift; they mean during the entire time ... you are assigned to the care of that patient, whether that is six days in the hospital or six months in hospice care or six years in a nursing home.” The patient, Chris Reiter, 43, suffered from Lou Gehrig's disease. He said he was seduced. Van Brunt worked for Angelic Family Hospice in Shawnee...

Chicago Sun-Times
Woman admits to stabbing man during sex
(CROWN POINT, Ind.) A Hammond woman admitted she stabbed a man in the chest while they were engaged in a sexual act. Irene E. Janowiak, 38, pleaded guilty Friday in Lake Superior Court to aggravated battery in exchange for a six-year prison term. Her sentencing hearing is Feb. 10 before Lake Superior Court Judge Salvador Vasquez. On May 31, 2009, Janowiak was at the man’s home in Hammond and was engaged in a consensual sex act with him when she plunged a knife into his chest near his heart. Janowiak, who is a prostitute, jumped from a second-floor window. The man grabbed a machete he kept near his bed to defend himself. Janowiak had been charged with attempted murder and attempted aggravated battery and faced a maximum 50-year sentence. Those charges will be dropped. Vasquez revoked her bond based on new charges filed and missing a court hearing in November. Janowiak was charged in July in Lake Superior Court in Hammond with possession of cocaine and possession of marijuana.

I keep telling you guys, you gotta go a little longer with the foreplay....

ChicagoTribune
Man says he didn't know woman was dead during sex

Police say an Ohio man accused of having sex with a corpse told investigators he didn't at first realize the woman was dead. Fifty-five-year-old Richard Elwood Sanden of Geneva, Ohio, was being held on $500,000 bond Wednesday in the Daviess County Jail in Washington, Ind., on charges including abuse of a corpse and possession of marijuana. The Washington Times-Herald reports police arrested Sanden on Saturday night after they were called to the dead woman's apartment. The newspaper reports Sanden told police he was having sex with the 48-year-old woman whom he had known for a few months when he realized she wasn't breathing. He told police he administered CPR and called an ambulance.


So, let me get this straight.  Was this dude thinking, "You know, screwing a corpse is weird, but screwing a corpse when I'm wasted will be such a trip!"?  I hate to think what he would have done once he got the munchies.  You decide....

2 Wisconsin men accused of sex assault with snake
EAU CLAIRE — Two men from the Eau Claire area are accused of sexually assaulting a woman with a live snake. John Bullock, 24, of Altoona, and Domonta Jones, 25, of Eau Claire, pleaded not guilty to the assault Monday in Eau Claire County Circuit Court. Each man is charged with first-degree sexual assault. According to a criminal complaint, the woman told police she was knocked out in the bedroom of Jones’ home on Nov. 11. When she regained consciousness, Jones was holding her while Bullock assaulted her. She said Jones then got his snake and used it to assault her. Bullock said the sexual contact was consensual. The men are jailed on $30,000 cash, the Eau Claire Leader-Telegram reported.

Examiner.com

Man accidentally kills wife during sex games

I guess this vid's been around for awhile but thanks to a Speakeasy patron I just got hip to it.  Hey dude, you have to be absolutely shittin' me.  The only way this little waif is gettin' his butt sex is if he's tradin' Marlboro's with Sven, the weightlifting Aryan bodybuilder from Sing Sing.  Seriously, the only ass he's gettin' is man-ass.  KT Tatara, you want some butt sex?  Go hang around the Greyhound bus terminal with a smile on your face and a wink in your eye and you'll get about all the butt sex your little brown-eye can handle.  Pay the fuck attention!  You're welcome.

P.S. Gotta admit though, the chick is completely smokin'.