LaFayette, NY - A Connecticut man was charged with driving while intoxicated by state police twice in about 10 hours Monday. Troopers first came in contact with John Simister, 51, of 38 Linda Drive, Milford, Conn., at 12:17 p.m. Monday when he was stopped on Interstate 81 in Tully, troopers said. Simister, who troopers said was doing 80 mph on the highway, was found to have a blood-alcohol content of 0.19. Troopers ticketed Simister and he was released to a sober third party, troopers said. At 10:20 p.m., an off-duty trooper spotted a man drinking alcohol inside a vehicle at the Nice and Easy convenience store in LaFayette. Troopers checked the area, saw the suspect vehicle and attempted to pull it over. The vehicle led troopers on a short pursuit that ended when the it pulled into a driveway on Newell Hill Road in LaFayette, troopers said. Troopers said Simister was again behind the wheel. Simister was arrested again and he was found to have a BAC of 0.17. The legal threshold to DWI is a BAC of 0.08. He was charged with failure to comply, consuming alcohol in a vehicle, failure to keep right and DWI. Simister was arraigned in LaFayette Town Court and ordered held at the Onondaga County Justice Center.

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.  What the fuck were you thinking?  Or better yet, were you thinking?  I can see screwin' up once behind the wheel.  It's happened to some of the best people I know.  But it's either epic stupidity or balls the size of churchbells to decide to hop in the chariot again and just flaunt that shit in front of the troopers.  If there's one thing I know about cops, it's that they don't like gettin' shown up.  Not cool.  Looks like you'll be walkin' to the convenience store for a while.  By the way, nice neck....

USA TODAY - How much trouble can you find in a Toyota Prius? A lot, apparently, if you're actress Estella Warren. Warren, the former Victoria's Secret model who starred in the Planet of the Apes remake, was being held today on suspicion of felony drunken driving for allegedly crashing her Toyota Prius into at least one parked car, the Los Angeles Times is reporting. TMZ.com says it was several cars. As if that wasn't bad enough, she is also alleged to have struck an officer before trying to flee a Los Angeles police station, the Times says. Her bail was set at $100,000, or about four times more than the price of your average Prius. Frankly, we think of Prius drivers as a responsible lot. If you're going to go on a rampage, try something a little more alpha-male, like a Porsche or a Chevy Suburban. Just goes to show that it's not the car, it's the driver.

Say it ain't so, Joe.   No way.   Someone must've roofied Estella.  I just can't believe it.   This is one of my all-time favorite hot chicks. Look at those lips!  Look at those cans!  Canadian swimming star as a youth, Victoria's Secret model as an adult.  Dimepiece personified.  I'm sending the bail money, honey.  Daddy's comin'!!!

It's pretty much what we expected, right?  Your career's in the crapper, this is always the next move.  Sometimes I think these celebs are so desperate to get their name out there in any way, shape or form that they actually try to get arrested.  Nice try Ricky, we'll see if it works (but it won't).

She’s normally very put together, but Jaime Pressly's recent mugshot shows a different side of her. After being arrested last night (January 5) for suspicion of driving under the influence, the “My Name is Earl” actress looked none to happy about her detainment. The 33-year-old was driving in Santa Monica at about 11pm when she was pulled over by a police officer after she allegedly committed a traffic violation...

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