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Showing posts with label mugshot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mugshot. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Ex-New York Giant Lawrence Taylor Is Now Officially A Sex Offender
0 comments Posted by ai at 5:02 AMGiants Great Taylor Handed Probation
WSJ - Lawrence Taylor avoided jail time Tuesday, but the all-time New York Giants great won't be able to avoid registering as a sex offender. The 52-year-old Hall of Fame linebacker was sentenced to six years probation in a Rockland County Court after pleading guilty in January to sexual misconduct. Taylor admitted at the time to paying a then 16-year-old for sex last May. A hearing will be held April 12 to determine what level Taylor will be assigned in the sex offender registry.
Scumbag. Period. If this was you or me we'd be gettin' our ass raped in prison right now. It's not like LT doesn't already have a rap sheet longer than his dick. No one can convince me that the only reason this dirtbag didn't end up in the pen is that he was a star athlete on the biggest stage in the world. It's incredible the breaks these people get and it makes me throw up in my mouth. Unbelievable football player - unbelievable asswipe. He admitted to paying a 16-year-old for sex but I guess he couldn't tell she was 16-years-old. Are you shittin' me? That's weaker than Antonio Cromartie's condoms. Here's hoping he spends the rest of his life workin' pissant jobs to pay off the lawyers. And here's hoping the lawyers all get hit by a bus.
PS - Take a look at the mugshot. Just smilin' and stickin' his chin out like an arrogant prick. He knew he had the juice in New York to beat the rap. Sickening.
Labels: lawrence taylor, mugshot, sex offender
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Man jailed on drug charges, rolls joint from Bible pages in jail cell
ROCK HILL - A Rock Hill man, jailed on drug charges, is facing more trouble after police say he rolled a joint using pages of a Bible and smoked pot in his jail cell. According to a Rock Hill police report, 24-year-old David Allen Henson was slapped with charges after police found a marijuana roach in his jail cell on Monday. Police pulled over Henson on Monday night, after a woman called police to report him driving erratically along Herlong Avenue near the Piedmont Medical Center. The witness, who followed Henson after calling police, told officers that he ran off the road, hit a curb, flattening his rear passenger tire. Henson then reportedly got out of the car, checked the air and got back on the road. When officers pulled him over at the Corner Store along India Hook Road, the witness identified him as the driver she'd called about.
Okay, so maybe he's not like QB12's identical twin, but there's a resemblance, right? After I saw the pics of Brady in Rio yesterday, this one definitely caught me eye. Wonder if this guy dances like a stiff like Brady also. And oh, by the way, I've flipped through the Good Book a few times myself and lots of 'em have those pages that are just like ZigZags. Sacrilegious? Yes. Creative idea? Yes. Poor choice of location? Yes. Busted - pay attention!
PS - I still say this dude's mugshot looks like Brady at Carnivale:
ROCK HILL - A Rock Hill man, jailed on drug charges, is facing more trouble after police say he rolled a joint using pages of a Bible and smoked pot in his jail cell. According to a Rock Hill police report, 24-year-old David Allen Henson was slapped with charges after police found a marijuana roach in his jail cell on Monday. Police pulled over Henson on Monday night, after a woman called police to report him driving erratically along Herlong Avenue near the Piedmont Medical Center. The witness, who followed Henson after calling police, told officers that he ran off the road, hit a curb, flattening his rear passenger tire. Henson then reportedly got out of the car, checked the air and got back on the road. When officers pulled him over at the Corner Store along India Hook Road, the witness identified him as the driver she'd called about.
Okay, so maybe he's not like QB12's identical twin, but there's a resemblance, right? After I saw the pics of Brady in Rio yesterday, this one definitely caught me eye. Wonder if this guy dances like a stiff like Brady also. And oh, by the way, I've flipped through the Good Book a few times myself and lots of 'em have those pages that are just like ZigZags. Sacrilegious? Yes. Creative idea? Yes. Poor choice of location? Yes. Busted - pay attention!
PS - I still say this dude's mugshot looks like Brady at Carnivale:
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Miguel Cabrera Looks Really Happy In His Mugshot While Being Booked For DUI
0 comments Posted by ai at 8:16 AMI've seen a lot of mugshots here at the Speakeasy, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone look quite as happy as the Tigers first baseman. How shitty must he have been? Reports are that when the cops rolled up on him, his car was smoking, Miguel was drinking from a bottle of James Buchanan's Scotch Whisky and he pulled the pathetic "Do you know who I am?' line.
Yeah Miguel, cops just love that. Take a little drinky-poo right in front of them and try to big-time your way through the situation. This is the same guy that once was busted with a .26 blood alcohol level, got bailed out at 7:30AM and then went 0-4 leaving six runners on base that night against the White Sox. And oh, by the way, he's slated to make an average of $19 million a year through 2015. Think the Tigers are feeling good about that investment right now? Keep smiling, Miguel!
PS - As blended Scotch goes, this stuff ain't bad. The 18-year old won first place at the 2009 San Francisco World Spirits Competition. I hope Miguel wasn't drinking the 12-year old - it's just not as good.
Labels: detroit tigers, dui, miguel cabrera, mugshot
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