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I'm really confused by all these sightings lately. Especially since there seems to be more footage than ever before. I guess I always believed that since the universe was so huge aliens had to be out there somewhere, but I always figured they were in a galaxy far, far away. UFO sightings have been around for decades, but there's never been any real, definitive proof good enough for me.  Are they starting to visit us more often now? Or since everyone has a cellphone and a camera are we just seeing more evidence nowadays?  Is this shit real or are they things that scientists can explain.  Is it just a matter of time before we start to get pictures and videos of the aliens themselves?  I'm so confused.  Vote on it and tell everyone what you think.

Are all these recent UFO sightings real?

Paying to become 'like a virgin' in China

MSNBC - Despite the gradual liberalization of attitudes towards pre-marital sex in China, as well as rampant prostitution and Internet pornography – a woman’s virginity is still highly valued by many men here, especially in rural areas.
So what’s a girl trying to disguise her past sexual experience to do?


Pretend to be a virgin.
Search the words “artificial hymen” on Google in Chinese, and you’ll get seven million results. Search “Joan of Arc Red,” and you’ll get over a million results – it’s the biggest selling brand in China’s growing fake hymen market.


Try to appear ‘shy’ for 'a better effect'
A young woman looking for a solution to her awkward problem can simply log onto the website www.xuexing.org and pay $18.40 for two fake hymens nicely packed in a wooden box. For $14.40, the same products come simply wrapped in a paper box.
The website says the goods were first invented in Japan in 1993 and then became popular in Thailand, followed by the rest of Southeast Asia before eventually making their way to the Middle East. According to the instructions, the little piece of semitransparent tissue has no side effects and is made of a natural fibrin glue, a medical elastic substance, a soluble base and carboxymethocel. “After you put this into the vagina, it’ll dissolve and expand. Have sex in about 20 to 30 minutes, and you’ll ‘bleed’,” explains the instructions. “A better effect will be reached if you appear to be shy and in pain...”

Wow. I kind of figured just about every chick I ever had sex with was faking orgasms, but now you can fake that it's your first time, too? How many possible ways do women have of screwin' with our brains? There's probably nothing that they say or do that's based on reality. I guess it all started centuries ago when some ugly heifer first put on makeup and fooled dudes into thinkin' she was pretty.  Then came stuffed bras.  Then butt-enhancing underwear, then cleavage tape, etc.  Dear God, when will it end?  From now on I'm callin' bullshit on every moment of every woman's life. Except the wifey of course, who I know is the only exception on the planet. Or maybe not....Shit!

REPUBLICAN AMERICAN - A Torrington man convicted on drug and burglary charges admitted Friday in Litchfield Superior Court that he fabricated evidence when he tried to use someone else's urine to pass a drug test. Lewis Mazzochi, 35, of 101 Funston Ave., used a strap-on phallic device equipped to release a stream of urine when he provided a urine sample to the Office of Adult Probation. Prosecutors said Friday Mazzochi pushed on the device to release urine contained in a bag around his waist, but the trickery was caught by a probation officer monitoring a mirror on the ceiling of the bathroom. The fabricating evidence charge prompted a violation of probation charge, which was combined with burglary and drug possession charges. For the combination of his offenses, under the terms of a plea agreement to avoid trial, Mazzochi will be sentenced to 10 years in prison when he returns to court May 10.

Here's what I'm thinkin': Great idea, less than perfect execution. The problem with this little scenario was that it was a pretty crude device. Prolly just a hollowed out dildo attached to a baggie. C'mon dude, let's step this shit up a notch. Here's the deal - we get some venture capitalist investment, make the device lifelike and computer-controlled and now we have a business model. I can see charging like $1000 for this puppy. Done correctly this new, first-rate, anatomically correct design would be something that could be used by shitloads of people. Common criminals, pro athletes, anyone on a job interview. I see serious potential here. Now all we need is an exit strategy....Pay attention!

So this vid has been blowin' up on the fabulous interweb for a couple of days. But I ask you, what's the point? I mean, light sabres and Jedi warriors fighting behind some barn? Star Wars meets the 'Hood meets the Backwoods? Long, long ago, in a backyard far, far, away....