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Wow, she is one fugly chick.  It's a good thing her music is so awesome.  Oh wait, that's right, her music SUCKS!  Can the fifteen minutes be over now?  Please?

...Just in case you missed it because you were out partying on Saturday night like all good Speakeasies, here's what will become one of the all-time classic SNL moments.  Not the biggest Gaga fan here, but the three of 'em knocked this one out of the park.  We're talkin' tape measure job.  My number one though is still Alec Baldwin with "Pete's Schweddy Balls."

Ow, ow and ow.  Irish willy is a little uncomfortable just lookin' at these things.  She's gotta use these puppies for both diddling and walking, right?  The question is, which two holes get the treatment?  I'm really hopin' she sticks at least one of 'em in her mouth because I think I've heard enough noise comin' outta that particular orifice to last me a lifetime.  Can't wait 'til her fifteen minutes are up, cuz I don't think she's gonna get scooped up in The Rapture on Saturday.

The chick's a total spaz. Last week it was Houston, now this. Or maybe she's a marketing genius! Yeah, that's it. Fall down during your show every once in awhile, see the videos go viral on the interwebberbloggernets and keep your name in the public eye. Pure genius! It's subtle yet effective. Who gives a fuck if everyone thinks your music sucks and that you have the coordination of a newborn calf? You're rakin' in the cake and cashin' in at the ticket window. Brilliant!

Fekkin' klutz! Lady Spaz-spaz. I'm just not buyin' all the hype around this chick. Not very good lookin', no great songs, just a publicity-seeking Madonna clone. If you look past the shock factor, I'm not seein' much. Has-been in ten years. Mark it down - that's Bahtendah wisdom.