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Now that's a ninja!  Stealthy, nimble and ready to go.  Woman wasn't even aware of his existence.  After his work was done, I bet he was nowhere to be found.  That's how real life ninjas work.  They're in, they're out, they disappear.

MARION COUNTY, Fla. - The so-called "ninja robber" investigators have been searching for in Marion County was arrested late Monday night. Ryan McCullough was arrested at a hotel, and police said they found some of the items stolen in the room. McCullough is accused of holding up several businesses in Marion County over the past two months. "There have been many of characters that we have come across but this guy is kind of unique," said Ocala Police Department Detective Matt Bos. Surveillance video released on Monday showed him in an Ocala Kangaroo convenience store robbery as a worker was held at gunpoint. The name started because McCullough would dress in mostly black and crouches below the windows until he gets to the door and then sneaks inside and robs it.

Trust me, this guy ain't no freakin' ninja. First of all, ninjas don't get caught. Second of all, not to be racist, but everyone knows there are no black ninjas. Third of all, I am absolutely positive there are no ninjas in Florida or New Jersey for that matter. Not their style. Shitty states.  Bang. Pay attention!

Five bucks for a real, honest-to-god ninja? Such a deal. I would've gladly paid twenty. C'mon people, someone out there must need a ninja for somethin', right? Ryou here could sneak up on some unsuspecting adversary and make 'em headless in no time at all. That's an honest day's work for an honest buck. Let's make it happen, Speakeasies!

I don't know what this guy's beef is, but I love the way he flies into the windshield with bad intention. What's even better though, is that when the driver gets out of the car and our little ninja realizes he's about a foot shorter than the dude driving it, he turtles like a pre-schooler. Lots of balls on the little car that can't fight back - not so much on a human who can. Grow a pair, my foreign friend. You're welcome.

He's out there, he's badass and he has a sword! Hide the women and children! Head for the hills! Get out of Dodge! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!

Who the fuck is this guy?  Some freaky combination of Bruce Lee, Rambo and Mr. T?  I mean he's a real Ninja, right?  Dude would just fuck you up, shit down your throat and disappear into the night.  Guys like this could find Osama Bin Laden in like a week, destroy his entire army and bring you back his dick sayin' "Mission accomplished, sir - what's next?"  I'll tell ya what, make this guy a fuckin' General in the Marine Corp and have every Black Ops soldier in America train with him for six months.  Death to all infidels!

P.S.  Either that or I want him playing cornerback for the Pats this weekend.  Pick six mutherfucker!