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MARION COUNTY, Fla. - The so-called "ninja robber" investigators have been searching for in Marion County was arrested late Monday night. Ryan McCullough was arrested at a hotel, and police said they found some of the items stolen in the room. McCullough is accused of holding up several businesses in Marion County over the past two months. "There have been many of characters that we have come across but this guy is kind of unique," said Ocala Police Department Detective Matt Bos. Surveillance video released on Monday showed him in an Ocala Kangaroo convenience store robbery as a worker was held at gunpoint. The name started because McCullough would dress in mostly black and crouches below the windows until he gets to the door and then sneaks inside and robs it.

Trust me, this guy ain't no freakin' ninja. First of all, ninjas don't get caught. Second of all, not to be racist, but everyone knows there are no black ninjas. Third of all, I am absolutely positive there are no ninjas in Florida or New Jersey for that matter. Not their style. Shitty states.  Bang. Pay attention!

Police: Bank Robber Spent Loot On Sex Toys

KCRA - Sacramento police said they have captured a bank robber who was spending the loot on sex toys. Steven Wilson, 25, is accused of robbing a bank in north Sacramento on Saturday. "Detectives utilized the surveillance video of the suspect and cross checked it with recent released parolees and found a match on Steve Wilson who was released from prison on Feb. 2," police said in a news release. Wilson was taken into custody Tuesday at a North Highlands motel. However, detectives said, Wilson used the stolen money to fund a spending spree. "Amongst the items purchased were numerous sex toys, electronics, and a photo shoot for $600," police said in a news release.

This is the definition of irony, right? I mean, I'm not sure because I spent most of my time in English class staring at my teacher's tits, but I think I'm right here. Here we go: Steven spent the loot on sex toys and got caught. Now he goes to prison and becomes a sex toy. Irony, right? Thanks Miss Williams, I must have actually paid a little attention to what you were saying (I guess).

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Police turning to public for help finding '$60 Bill Bandit'

According to police, the suspect walked into the Bank of America at 2170 S. Power Road in Gilbert just after 3:30 p.m. He handed the teller a note stating that he had a gun and demanding her money. 

The teller gave the suspect an unknown about of cash. He put the money in a dark leather portfolio notebook and then fled on foot. 

Nobody ever saw a weapon or a getaway car. 

The other robberies were in Tempe, Mesa and Chandler. 

The suspect was named the "$60 Bill Bandit" because during one of the robberies, he asked the teller for all the $20s, $40s and $60s....

AolNews - Police say a California man took the word "stickup" literally when he robbed a gas station armed with a tree branch.  Cops in Irvine believe Herlin Mendez worked with an accomplice to hold up a Shell station on Nov. 22. The accomplice, who remains at large, reportedly approached a gas station clerk with some questions about tires at around 8:30 p.m. -- then Mendez appeared brandishing a branch, according to TheWeeklyVice.com.   Police say the two men threatened the clerk, forced him to empty a cash register, then grabbed some cigarettes and fled in a blue 1995 Ford minivan, OCWeekly.com reports.  Police didn't arrive at the scene fast enough to catch any suspects, but after surveillance footage was aired on a local news station, a tipster pointed detectives toward Mendez.  Officers arrested the 28-year-old suspect on Tuesday and searched a minivan that they believe was used in the robbery. Inside, police recovered a 3-foot-long branch...