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Maybe the crazy chick at the beginning of this video got this guy's balls in an uproar. I can understand that. But once you start shadow-boxing with a cop who's holding a taser, how many shots of Jaeger do you have to have in you to not realize you're goin' down like a $5 blowjob? There's a time to fight the war and a time to ditch the battle. You my friend should've ditched. Bang. Pay the fuck attention!

PS - You can't believe how jealous I am of all this Spring Break madness I keep seein'. Screw it, it's Saint Paddy's Day. I'm gonna get so liquored up tonight I just might end up on the business end of a taser myself. Here's what I'm ordering first thing when I hit the pub tonight - no joke. If I'm not postin' for a coupla days you'll know why:

Then I'll try to bang the waitress, too! See if she's interested in the Irish Inch Of Aggression. Erin Go Feckin' Bragh!