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2nd adult arrested in lemonade stand robbery

WARNER ROBINS, GA - Two-year-old Logan Varnadoe has already had more surgeries in his young life than many of us ever will. Born with just a third of his brain, he has cortical blindness, deafness and has had multiple surgeries for hernias and gastro-intestinal problems. Any day now, he will be airlifted from The Children's Hospital in Macon to Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center for treatment that isn't available anywhere in Georgia. On Saturday, his 13-year cousin Chelsea Edwards and two of her friends were selling lemonade, raising money for Logan's mound of medical bills and upcoming trip, when they were robbed by two adults. Houston County Sheriff's Lt. John Holland said a man and woman ran up to the girls' lemonade stand on Smithville Church Road and snatched a jar containing about $130. Holland said 20-year-old Gage Turner of Warner Robins took off in a car, leaving Amber Umbarger behind. The 21-year-old Warner Robins woman was arrested on three counts of robbery by sudden snatching. Warner Robins Police spokeswoman Tabitha Pugh said Turner was arrested on the same charges at about 3 a.m. Tuesday, after someone reported seeing a suspicious young man walking down North 5th Street, knocking on people's doors. A neighbor said he recognized the man from the news and led officers to a vacant apartment nearby, where Turner was found in a back bedroom, according to Pugh. "I still can't get over it," said Logan and Chelsea's grandmother Judy Bailey. She said one of the suspects scratched Chelsea's leg during the robbery, but that wasn't what hurt the most. "My grandaughter was lying on the ground crying, devastated. She's been really having a hard time at night, the last two nights. I said 'It's going to be okay. We're going to get there. One way or another we're going to get to Cincinnati, all of us. Don't you worry'." The sheriff's office was so moved by the girls' efforts and Logan's condition that they've been collecting money amongst themselves to give to the family. Donations can also be made through Logan's page on EverRibbon.com

How bad of a tweeker do you need to be to rob a lemonade stand? These two must need meth so bad that their teeth are fallin' out. And now the shit is really gonna hit the fan. They are about to be the most hated criminals in the state of Georgia since there was a state of Georgia. It wouldn't surprise me if they were lynched, beheaded and had their skulls stuck on display on posts in the middle of the town square. Gage and Amber are about to enter a shitstorm of epic proportions.  Talk about life givin' ya lemons....

MINNEAPOLIS - A couple young Minneapolis men who hired two exotic dancers they found on Craigslist ended up getting robbed at gunpoint. The guys, who are both in their mid-20s, spent an evening drinking and celebrating last weekend. They decided to cap off their evening with entertainment provided by exotic dancers. However, barely two minutes after the women showed up at an Uptown condo, two men armed with guns burst into the unit. The victims told police the robbers forced them at gunpoint to stay in a bathroom while they raided the place, taking off with cell phones, wallets, bags and a watch. “It is a terrible idea to invite total strangers into your house, especially after you have been drinking,” said Minneapolis Lt. Mike Fossum. “You are going to be set up for a future burglary or you are going to get a home-invasion that night...”

No shit, Sherlock. As the cop went on to say, if you want to see strippers, go to a strip joint. Either that or call these ladies back to the condo, hide in the bushes with a couple of shotguns and when their boyfriends drop them off, spring from the weeds and blow their heads off. No, wait, just go to the titty bar. Pay attention!

I think I'm gonna go fake on this one. Know why? Too much pee. It just seems to me that it came to fast and too hard if you know what I mean. Besides, you could always turn tail and run, right? I mean, the dude only had a knife.

You go, Granny! Everybody else stands around until Grandmaster Granny shows 'em all how to grow a pair. I love it! Send this woman a free lifetime AARP membership right now! Bang. Pay attention!

Man robbed after picking up prostitute
PENSACOLA - The Escambia County Sheriff’s Office says an elderly man was robbed by a prostitute after picking her up. Deputies say at around 11:00 Tuesday night, 75-year-old Clifton Mathis picked up a prostitute identified as “Tri” at the intersection of L Street and Lakeview Avenue. Mathis said he spent some time with her and then fell asleep. When he woke up, he discovered that $300 in cash, his cell phone and his 1996 BMW were stolen. Deputies later discovered the vehicle at a home on Citrus Avenue and recovered the car and the phone. Latoria Shanise Frazier, 31, was arrested and charged with vehicle theft, grand theft and petit theft. Frazier is being held at the Escambia County Jail on $10,500 bond.


Okay, at first glance this is just another "hooker robs john" story.  But n-o-o-o-o!  The dude was 75 years old!  C'mon now, Latoria, can't we just have a good faith, simple, honest business transaction here?  After all, this could be the last roll in the hay that ol' Clifton ever gets!  HE'S SEVENTY-FIVE!  The guy probably would've given you the BMW if you just asked.  Old people are very grateful as a rule (sorry, old people).  It's Florida prostitutes like you that are giving the profession a bad name.  Shame on you, you heartless hooker....

PS - Is it just me, or does Latoria look more like a Larry than a Latoria?  I hope they got him/her in the right jail.  Pay attention!

CBSNews
Georgia Mom Checked Son, Friends Out of School to Rob Bank, Say Police
(CBS/WGCL) Three Georgia teenagers are facing armed robbery charges after the mother of one of the boys reportedly checked them out of school, allegedly so they could help her rob a bank. CBS affiliate WGCL reports that 35-year-old Tawander Simmons of Stone Mountain checked her son, 17-year-old Benny Brice and two other boys out of Stephenson High School on Friday morning. Police say the four then robbed a Wells Fargo in Lilburn, Ga., about 20 miles outside Atlanta. Simmons' neighbors were shocked when they learned that the bank robber they saw on the news was their neighbor. "I can't believe[it], wait until I tell [my wife] the neighbor robbed the bank. She don't know it's the neighbor either. When I saw it on the news I said, 'Why would she get her kid in trouble'," Leroy Anderson told the station. According to investigators, Simmons was armed with a gun when she approached a teller and demanded money. The bank's surveillance cameras snapped pictures of her, WGCL reported. Another picture shows two of the teens entering the bank. One had his hands in his pants as if he had a weapon. Police said the second teenager did have a gun. The trio then ran outside to an awaiting car and the remaining suspect, and were soon chased by Lilburn police. The alleged getaway vehicle crashed into a railroad track and police arrested Simmons, her son and 18-year-old Glenn Broom and 17-year-old David Rollins. All are charged with armed robbery.


Some kids will do anything to skip a test....