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Toledo Man Posts Nude Pics At Walmart

FREEMONT,OH - Police say a Toledo man who posted nude pictures of himself at the Fremont Walmart is facing at least two felony charges. Walmart security called Fremont police Thursday after they saw 44-year-old Rodney Kunkel's vehicle in the store's parking lot. Authorities say Kunkel printed 58 copies of a picture of himself wearing nylons, high heels and a pink T-shirt that barely covered his navel. Additionally, police say his genitals were exposed. Investigators believe Kunkel put the photos on at least six cars at Walmart and dropped off three more in store's cosmetics department. Police say they arrested Kunkel after he posted four more naked pictures of himself and picked up some items from Walmart's lingerie department. Kunkel told police he likes to dress in women's clothing. "He mentioned once he leaves work he changes into women's clothing and drives home dressed as a woman," said Fremont Police Department Detective Jason Kiddey. Kiddey thinks Kunkel may have pulled the stunt for shock value or even self-gratification. Kunkel's girlfriend said Thursday that she was angry about what happened, but was not fully aware of the extent of the charges. On the other hand, Kunkel has been convicted in the past of at least eight other public indecencies. In fact, according to a 2004 police report, Kunkel exposed his genitals while gazing at a woman and her 19-year-old daughter at an apartment complex. For that incident, he received up to a 60-day sentence, but now could face up to two years.

Kunkel. You crazy, cross-dressing fuck. Just kiddin' - I want you shot. What. The. Fuck? Pervs like this have no place in society. I don't mean to go all righteous here, but this dude's apparently been pullin' this act for awhile and it's out in public and kids could get affected.

Time to re-state a little Bahtendah philosophy here. I love most all of the fucked up, crazy shit that people pull on a daily basis across this universe, but when it comes to kids all bets are off. Why do you think pedophiles get murdered every day in prison? Right - don't fuck around with kids. So Kunkel, fuck around all you want behind closed doors, but when you start to show off in front of little dudes and dudettes, it's on.   Time to go away for a long time.  Good luck with Brutus in the pen you sick fuck.  Bang.  Pay attention!

ORLANDO - A man was found dead in his van just a few feet away from the entrance to a Walmart, and police said he may have been there for days. Shoppers said they noticed Luis Ramirez living in his van in the South Semoran Boulevard shopping plaza for several weeks. The 70-year-old was found slumped over his steering wheel about noon Sunday. For the crowd that gathered and the few that had seen him before, it was tough to watch. Many were afraid they had watched him slowly starve to death. "I see him ducking down and he's got his like clothes hung up inside the van he should go to a shelter or hospital or something," said shopper Lamont Bagley. It will be up to the medical examiner to try to figure out how Ramirez died and when but police don't suspect foul play.

And once again, this is why Florida, the penis of America, needs to be cut off. Are you freakin' kiddin' me? People were walking past this dude for weeks, parked right in front of the store entrance and nobody called the cops, nobody told the store management, nobody said a word? There must have been tens of thousands of customers that saw what was goin' on and - nothing. Nobody smelled anything?  Oh, that's right, it's Florida.  Already smells like shit.  Time to castrate Florida. Bang. Pay attention!

The answer is most definitely yes. Walmart has now completed the trifecta that includes Greyhound bus terminals and subway trains. The problem with Walmart is that they've invaded every town in America. Get if off me!

S.J. shoplifter: Theft was part of bet

MILLVILlE - Hey, a bet's a bet. Authorities arrested a conflicted shoplifter who admitted he had to choose between shoplifting $50 worth of merchandise at Walmart or running "through the street naked" after losing a bet, according to a police report. Police arrested 58-year-old Irwin Krakow of 4th Street at 2:28 p.m. Saturday and charged him with shoplifting at Walmart on North 2nd Street. Upon further reflection, Krakow told police, he should have run naked instead because "the fine would be smaller," the report said. Police did not indicate what type of bet Krakow made or on which street he would have had to streak. And even if he hadn't been arrested, Krakow would not have satisfied the conditions of the bet. Krakow was caught shoplifting a USB card, two dinner spoons, a nutcracker, a decorative tree and T-shirts, police said. But the value of those items totaled $43.82 -- short of his $50 goal, the report said.


That's right Irwin, you picked the wrong one.  Even though you're fifty-eight and people probably don't want to see that, you always go with the smaller fine!  Hey, you already lost the bet, don't compound it.  And by the way, one more item and you would've had your $50 worth of stuff.  Irwin, Irwin, Irwin, I'm so ashamed of you.