April Summers Wallpaper

Yup, still celebrating.  The party continues across America.

Lots of good clean fun today, huh?

One word - ridonkulous. Nuff said....

April kinda sucks. It's startin' to warm up just enough to make you hope for Summer, but still not nice enough to start golfin' just yet or hangin' outdoors. Let's live vicariously through these partiers at Spring Break. It's comin' Speakeasies, it's comin'....

What we have here is a couple of hot looking babes who look like they are about to shart their drawers. Aren't muscle chicks supposed to be full of confidence and just waiting to drive a dildo into one of their competitors backstage? That's what I always thought anyway. These babes look like they just saw a ghost. I don't get it. Did the steroid injection wear off? Did they both get their period at exactly the same time? Whassup? So many questions, so little time....

Just a quickie. You were expecting more? Deal with it. You're welcome.

Here's some Ft. Lauderdale bikini action to warm the cockles of your heart. I'm sittin' here in the snow yesterday and watchin' the shit that's goin' down in South Florida just wonderin' when the hell I'll be able to wear a pair of shorts again. Sucks to be me....

Thanks to Pirate Ed for the submission. Send what ya got to bahtendah@gmail.com

So Daylight Savings Time starts this weekend. Always the time of year when you start thinkin' about beaches and babes and booze. Chicks will start wearing less clothes and struttin' their stuff. I am so ready I can taste it. The snow around Speakeasy HQ is all melted and I'm friggin' pumped and jacked to start hangin' outdoors, hittin' the beach, and diggin' my toes into some warm sand. Bring it on!

PS - Send us your Spring Break vids and photos. We need as much of that shit as possible. Beirut!!!

What better way to waste ten minutes on a Winter afternoon while waiting for Spring to arrive? Hot chicks in a warm-weather climate struttin' around the stage for your viewing pleasure. You're welcome.

Or, maybe it just makes it hurt more....

Yeah, it's a little old, but it's friggin' freezing outside and I'm so sick of it I'm ready to light myself on fire.  Thongs, bikinis, boobs, butts, camel toes, high heels, margaritas, sand, beach, waves, surfboards, Beach Boys, Jimmy Buffet, humidity, drinks with umbrellas, hot lifeguards, boats, jet skis, clams, lobsters, steamers, popsicles, snow cones, Lime Rickeys, and did I mention thongs?  Okay, that's better, I'll live for another day 'til the 10-foot snowbank outside my house starts to melt.  Smile down on me, God of Sun and Warmth!  Pay the fuck attention!