April Summers Wallpaper

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. Makin' Mommy and Daddy proud on Spring Break. Love the strut, love the attitude, love the bikini, love the backyard, love the legs, love the incredible amount of shaving that must have gone into this performance. Just one question: Do ya have that annoying, ear-splitting New Jersey accent? Cuz that's a deal breaker, no question. How 'bout this - you promise not to say a freakin' word while the Bahtendah goes to town and after I've shown ya the Irish Inch of Aggresion I'll cook ya a steak. Deal? Now we're steppin'....

If you're not completely awake yet this morning, grab a cup of coffee (or something else) and check out the thongs. Here we go!!!

Or, maybe it just makes it hurt more....