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FOXNEWS - Kim Kardashian is so familiar with her own naked body, she recently noticed a photo of her own bare breasts on an unauthorized album cover, and immediately sent her lawyers into attack mode. Turns out, two music producers -- Terrace Martin and Devi Dev -- used a photo of a woman's bare chest on the cover of their album "Terrace Martin & Devi Dev Present: The Sex EP." It just so happens the image was a close up from Kim's nude photo spread in W magazine. Kim's lawyers fired off a cease and desist letter to Terrace and Devi demanding they swap out the pic. "We cannot imagine why you thought you had the right to use this photograph without permission," the letter stated. T and D immediately replaced the photo with another woman's bare bosom, claiming they had no idea the original breasts belonged to Kim. "We didnt even know they were her boobies because obviously I don't recognize her by her nipples," Devi Dev told TMZ.

How could you not recognize those nipples? They're the most famous tits on the interwebberbloggernet. And Kim, c'mon, the picture's already out there. Just lookin' to cash in a little more before your fifteen minutes are up? America's #1 Fame-Whore.

I told you so.  ;-)

After all, I am the Bahtendah!!

Boobies! (Hey, I said it was a quickie....)

In case you don't know what they're talking about, we posted a video of a snake biting a woman's boob a few days ago. The snake then died from silicon poisoning. So now Kelly says she's a-scared and is gonna keep her little, droopy ta-ta's. Listen girlfriend, how often do you plan on lettin' snakes get near those things? Exactly. Hubby Mark has probably been watchin' them saggin' for years now. Do the right thing. Go get some adequate boobage and make sure the only snake you're charming is your hubby's. Bahtendah wisdom. Pay attention!

Whew. What a saga. Boobs in, boobs bigger, reality show, boobs out, sad, infections, depression, suicide attempts, maybe boobs back in? Sheyla, you are living the dream, girlfriend. Stay tuned....

I'm in...

Seriously?  No spell-checker at the ink shop?