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This chick is gonna be tabloid gold for years to come.  She quit Twitter once before but just couldn't stay away.  But you just know that celebs like Miley just have to self-promote and keep pushin' the envelope.  Pretty soon it'll be partially nude and a few teeny weeny bikini pics.  Then, as the career begins to nosedive, is there any doubt that we'll start to see fully nude and then naked orgy photos?  She'll be doin' anything to stay in the public eye.  It's just how it goes.  I'm waiting with baited breath....

I got nothin'. Absolutely nothin'. Whew....

Metro
Man has ‘mini’ tattooed on penis to win car
The crazy German decided to have the rather painful tattoo after a radio station ran a competition to win a £20,000 Mini Cooper. The brief: whoever pulled the craziest stunt to get the car would win. Unsurprisingly, Muller’s offer to have the car manufacturer’s name branded on to his penis topped the list of crazy suggestions. Muller claims the pain was worth it, saying: ‘Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.’ It has not been reported whether or not Mr Muller has a girlfriend.

Any other word, man. Any other word! Pay Attention!

Seriously?  No spell-checker at the ink shop?