April Summers Wallpaper

Badonk-a-donk!  That back porch is just killin' it!  I think I could eat pizza off that thang!  That's a dumper made to hump her.  It's probably even big enough for the brothers out there.  From Wikipedia:

Alexis Texas (born May 25, 1985) is an American pornographic actress. She began her career in pornography in 2007 at the age of 21 and is best-known for her large buttocks...

Buttocks indeed!  Anyway, since Texas lost over the weekend to Kansas, this is the least I could do to pick up the spirits of the Lone Star state.  Yeah, the Longhorns lost but you still have Alexis, Texas (see how I did that?).  Not bad for a consolation prize.

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Saggy butt? Is the back porch starting to droop? Is your rear end lookin' like a low-rider? Is your ass droppin' faster than the New Year's Eve ball? Has gravity made your booty look like an avalanche in Aspen? Are your cheeks fallin' down like the town drunk? Is there more cottage cheese in your dumper than your fridge?  Okay, you get the idea....

I guess this vid's been around for awhile but thanks to a Speakeasy patron I just got hip to it.  Hey dude, you have to be absolutely shittin' me.  The only way this little waif is gettin' his butt sex is if he's tradin' Marlboro's with Sven, the weightlifting Aryan bodybuilder from Sing Sing.  Seriously, the only ass he's gettin' is man-ass.  KT Tatara, you want some butt sex?  Go hang around the Greyhound bus terminal with a smile on your face and a wink in your eye and you'll get about all the butt sex your little brown-eye can handle.  Pay the fuck attention!  You're welcome.

P.S. Gotta admit though, the chick is completely smokin'.