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Showing posts with label bra. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bra. Show all posts
Friday, May 6, 2011
I say old boy, this is outrageously scandalous. Doesn't this chap realize he's contributing to a Royal Debacle of epic proportions? Pip, pip, cheerio and all that sort of rot.
Give me a freakin' break. This is racy? This is shocking? This will shame the Royal Family? Grow some thicker skin you British pansies. Pippa's just gettin' her dance on, groovin' to the tunes and rubbin' up against a stiff penis like all good girls should do. Rock on, Pippa Longstockings!
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Biniki-Fashions - Biniki is a derriere shaper, toner, lifter and support device for Mens and Womens butts. It is for people who would like a rearend-shaper type of lingerie for their buttocks. Want a rounder, bubble butt look in back without surgery or pads? Try Biniki, the internationally patented product designed to do the job...
Saggy butt? Is the back porch starting to droop? Is your rear end lookin' like a low-rider? Is your ass droppin' faster than the New Year's Eve ball? Has gravity made your booty look like an avalanche in Aspen? Are your cheeks fallin' down like the town drunk? Is there more cottage cheese in your dumper than your fridge? Okay, you get the idea....
Bravo to the crazy Syrian who invented this modern wonder. Any way technology can help free the boobies a little quicker is always a good thing. However, I have one little problem with the presentation. If you want this thing to take off (get it?) you need to have some hottie with a monster front porch demonstrating it. You don't ask your sister or wife to be in the video. You need professional help. Spend a couple of bucks, go down to the local strip joint and get Breeze or Ecstasy to model this thing. Silicon in = sales out. You're welcome. Send the commissions to the Bahtendah.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
The Spokesman-Review - ...on Monday, a jailer found meth, marijuana, and mushrooms in the bra of a woman arrested on a Department of Corrections escape warrant during a traffic stop. Trisha L. Boulton, 25, (pictured) was a passenger in a 1993 Cadillac driven by her husband when Officer Justin Elliot stopped it for equipment and license violations about 1:30 a.m. Boulton's husband wasn't cited. In a news release, Sgt. Dave Reagan said Boulton “probably wishes the contents of her bra had remained (Victoria’s?) secret.”
Hold on a second here, since when did arresting officers become Rodney Dangerfield? Arrest the chick, shut the fuck up and give the facts. That's it. Leave the witty comments to the professionals like me. For instance, "Meth, marijuana and mushrooms, huh? Breakfast of champions!" Or how about, "Meth, marijuana and mushrooms, huh? What size are you - triple M?" Or maybe, "Hey, can I snort the meth, smoke the dope, eat the shrooms and suck the titties?" Bang. Pay attenton! I'll be here all week - tip your waitresses and try the veal....
Monday, January 31, 2011
News-Press
Bonita Springs woman arrested after cocaine falls out of her bra
A Subway employee in Bonita Springs was charged with cocaine possession following her shift Thursday night. Brandy Lee Segroves, 26, of 12122 Sunset Strip, was seen by a deputy in an unmarked car exit the rear of the 10347 Bonita Beach Road restaurant and approach red four-door Nissan.The deputy then watched Segroves hand over cash to the driver of the car in exchange for an unknown item that she then tucked into her bra. “It is my experience that females possession drugs sometimes hide those drugs in their bra to prevent male law enforcement officers from finding them,” the deputy said in the arrest report. As Segroves was leaving for the night, the deputy approached her and asked her what she purchased. Segroves said she didn’t buy anything and was “just adjusting her bra.” The deputy then asked her to shake out her bra. She complied and five small pieces of crack cocaine weighing approximately one gram hit the floor. She was then arrested and taken to jail.
She had rocks in her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Sorry, couldn't resist. And by the way, this completely explains why Subway sandwiches always suck. Smoke some crack, make some tuna fish, smoke some crack, make the meatballs, smoke some crack, grill a steak and cheese, smoke some crack, punch out and go home. Rinse. Repeat. Bang. Pay attention!
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Women sneaks drugs into jail via bra
MILTON — When a woman was served a warrant for her arrest, she did not indicate that she was concealing drugs, according to an arrest report from the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office.
During the Dec. 15 arrest, a female deputy searched Nicole Ivy Anderson, 24, before taking her to the Santa Rosa County Jail. The deputy did not find anything.
At the jail, a detention sergeant performed an intake search of Anderson. The sergeant asked Anderson to grasp the bottom of her bra and pull it slightly away from her body. When Anderson complied, two orange pills fell to the floor. The pills were later determined to be amphetamine and about 20 milligrams each
Anderson was then told to remove her bra where the sergeant found a small plastic bag containing three more amphetamine pills
Anderson was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and felony smuggling of contraband introduced in a detention center. She was also charged with misdemeanor possession of drug equipment for the small bag that contained the pills.
Yup, it's always in Florida...
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