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See Rondo, how hard can it be? If this dork can make a shot from half court without even trying, I'm betting you can learn to shoot free throws and 15-foot jumpers. Hey, you're earning millions a year. Get in the gym and don't come out until you've learned something. Pay attention!

See, everyone thinks this bloggin' stuff is easy, but they just don't understand the effort and commitment involved. Bloggers never sleep. Why? Because the interbloggerweb never sleeps, that's why. Shit happens quick, so bloggers have to be quicker. We need to anticipate the next viral video, the next weirdest story, the next hottest MILF caught with no makeup in her bikini. It takes Tiger Blood I tell ya but sometimes the eyes get a little buggy and the fingers a little worn out. I mean, how many skateboarding fails do I have to watch before I find pure gold? How many emails submitting un-funny shit do I have to read before I find one worthy of the Speakeasy? It can be overwhelming. I think Jenna here can keep my eye on the prize and my focus, well, in focus.

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I guess they take their hockey pretty seriously in the CHL. This is Colorado Eagles Assistant Coach Greg Pankewicz going bat-shit crazy. Wait, Assistant Coach? I've seen a lot of coaches go nuts but it's usually the Head Coach. At any rate, this is an A+ performance although he could've thrown in a little more tease, maybe some bumpin' and grindin'. Oh well, if things don't work out, I still say he's got a future with Chippendale's.

Dirty. Just outright dirty. Not only is this a totally chicken-shit play by the Jets coach, but does he actually think he's gonna get away with it? I mean, there's like a bazillion cameras at NFL games these days. You can't hide, ya shiteball. His name is Sal Alosi and he's the strength and conditioning coach for the Jets. Any question he's probably an expert on performance enhacement drugs, too? But this is what happens after Belicheck, Brady and the Pats expose you for the frauds you are. The rest of the league has the formula now and they know how to whup your cheatin' asses. You're gettin' desperate and you're fuckin' up. Hey Jets, you got Pittsburgh and Chicago comin' up - good luck!