Who does this guy think he is, Paul Bunyan? Good thing the dude was wearin' a helmet or else he would've been split in two. If Mr. Lumberjack here is even allowed to play for the rest of the year, he better have his head on a swivel cuz I gotta believe payback's gonna be a bitch for this one. That's about the sickest stick-swinging I've ever seen in hockey. Almost criminal, wouldn't ya say? I think this kinda shit gets ya the death penalty in Montreal.

Cal Clutterbuck. More like Cal Clusterfuck. Like he's never heard that before. Cal can't get away from that bench fast enough, huh? That's one of those moments in life where ya just want to disappear. Nothing you can do. Nothing you can say. You got owned in front of 15,000 people. You just gotta take your lumps and hope to skate another day.

This guy obviously is trying to come up with a signature call for goals. I'm gonna assume he went to or goes to Yale. Probably a smart dude. But this is the best you got? Turn up the volume, get a little hoarse and scream goal? C'mon, this is the Ivy league. You're supposed to be better than that. Get in touch with the drama department or the art department - they'll give you some ideas. Fail.

Hey young fella, you want to hear how to call a goal? Pay attention:

I guess they take their hockey pretty seriously in the CHL. This is Colorado Eagles Assistant Coach Greg Pankewicz going bat-shit crazy. Wait, Assistant Coach? I've seen a lot of coaches go nuts but it's usually the Head Coach. At any rate, this is an A+ performance although he could've thrown in a little more tease, maybe some bumpin' and grindin'. Oh well, if things don't work out, I still say he's got a future with Chippendale's.

The Big Bad Bruins continue to rock on. Last night they rolled over Les Habs like a steamroller, preventing them from tying the B's in the standings. Games like this one and the recent victory/brawl over the Dallas Stars are the types of games that build teamwork and unity - the types of games that the Bruins didn't have last year. This team seems to have a special blend of heart and character that's been missing in the past and bodes well for the playoffs. The way they played last night is the way you should play a rivalry game, especially in your own house.

One other thing: Andrew Ference is quickly becoming one of the key players on this team. He's been the Bruins' policeman all year and was again last night. Wanna take a cheap shot against the B's? You better hope Ference isn't on the ice because if he is you're gonna get decked. You go, Officer Ference!