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POLICE BLOTTER: Sammy's table dancer catches Freeport man with '$200 worth'

OKALOOSA ISLAND - An exotic dancer discovered a man was committing a crime during a table dance at Sammy’s. Freeport resident Jeffrey Lamar Morrison, 22, started emptying the contents of his pockets during the April 28 table dance, according to an arrest report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. When he pulled out a red bag with a white powdery substance in it, the dancer asked him what it was. “$200 worth,” answered Morrison. After the dance, the dancer reported the drugs to the club manager. Morrison was leaving Sammy’s as the deputy arrived at around 11 p.m. Morrison “immediately and spontaneously” spoke to the deputy. “I had some stuff on me but I flushed it when I found out Sammy’s was drug-free,” Morrison said. The deputy asked Morrison if he could search him and Morrison gave the deputy his consent. The deputy found a red baggie containing three ounces of cocaine in Morrison’s front left shorts pocket. Morrison was charged with felony drug possession.

What's the deal? Strippers don't do cocaine anymore? What the fuck is this world coming to? Used to be you went into the Champagne Room, blew a couple of lines with the dancer and got yer rocks off. Where are ya supposed to go and do that now? Sheesh. Pretty soon they'll be outlawing hookers in Nevada.

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Bonita Springs woman arrested after cocaine falls out of her bra
A Subway employee in Bonita Springs was charged with cocaine possession following her shift Thursday night. Brandy Lee Segroves, 26, of 12122 Sunset Strip, was seen by a deputy in an unmarked car exit the rear of the 10347 Bonita Beach Road restaurant and approach red four-door Nissan.The deputy then watched Segroves hand over cash to the driver of the car in exchange for an unknown item that she then tucked into her bra. “It is my experience that females possession drugs sometimes hide those drugs in their bra to prevent male law enforcement officers from finding them,” the deputy said in the arrest report. As Segroves was leaving for the night, the deputy approached her and asked her what she purchased. Segroves said she didn’t buy anything and was “just adjusting her bra.” The deputy then asked her to shake out her bra. She complied and five small pieces of crack cocaine weighing approximately one gram hit the floor. She was then arrested and taken to jail.


She had rocks in her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.  Sorry, couldn't resist.  And by the way, this completely explains why Subway sandwiches always suck.  Smoke some crack, make some tuna fish, smoke some crack, make the meatballs, smoke some crack, grill a steak and cheese, smoke some crack, punch out and go home.  Rinse.  Repeat.  Bang.  Pay attention!

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Boy brings cocaine to school "to help grandmother"
FORT WALTON BEACH -- A 14-year-old Mary Esther boy told authorities he brought cocaine to school so he could sell it and help his grandmother financially. The boy dropped the bag of cocaine to the floor during a routine search. The teacher recovered it and handed it to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Deputy, according to the boy's arrest report. He was charged with cocaine possession with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a school.


Granny needs some more bling - hit the streets, kiddo.  Yup, Florida.  The penis of America.  Pay attention!

Waldo Soroa, 19 (left), Jose David Diaz Marrero, 19 (center), and Matrix Andaluz, 18 (right) faces multiple charges stemming from a burglary investigation in Marion County.

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Cremains mistaken for drugs
Suspected burglars mistake ashes for cocaine
SILVER SPRINGS, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - Marion County Sheriff's deputies on Tuesday arrested five burglary suspects stemming from an investigation which began last month. The victim in the burglary said she returned to her home on Locust Lane in the Silver Springs Shores to discover that several items were missing. Some of the items included electronics and jewelry, but what she found most troubling, was the theft of her late father's ashes and the ashes of her two Great Danes. During the investigation, detectives learned that the ashes were taken because the suspects mistook the cremains for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine. According to detectives, the suspects realized they had the remains from the dogs and the victim's father, so the suspects got rid of the ashes. Detectives are presently working with the Marion County Sheriff's Office Dive Team to locate the ashes...