LOS ANGELES, CA - At least it means one lucky motorist might have escaped a parking ticket Two Los Angeles traffic officers have been suspended after they starred alongside a blonde actress in a porn film - while they were on duty. In the explicit video, the unnamed pair - both in uniform - are seen spanking and fondling the naked woman in broad daylight on a city street. Shockingly, bosses allegedly knew about their unusual sideline months ago, but failed to discipline them. Their X-rated antics came to light after an investigation by NBC4 Los Angeles, which received a copy of the video from another traffic department employee. Both officers have now been placed on administrative leave pending a full investigation. In the film, available on an adult subscription site, a naked blonde actress is seen throwing herself into the arms of one of the uniformed men, who fondles her breasts and spanks her. Then she turns and spanks his colleague, who lets her into their official city car where she performs a lewd act on herself. The scene is part of a longer video in which the woman is fondled and groped by men 'in a range of work environments', according to NBC4...

Is that your nightstick or are you just happy to see me? Talk about workin' blue. But seriously, what's all the fuss? It looks like these two Keystones were just performing a little slap and tickle on the side. No biggie, right? They search and seize all the time. This time they just got paid a little to demonstrate their professional skills. It's just the "serving" part of "To serve and protect" right? I say put 'em back on the beat and let the rest of us continue to beat off. Pay attention!

This is pretty much securing the outcome before you even get there. I can only imagine the size of the welts and bruises on Mr. Tinkles by the time he got to see a judge (if he ever did). Dude's probably servin' a life sentence somewhere in Cuba.

Wrangler. Real. Deadly. Jeans.

Cops: Indy DUI suspect was watching porn in car 

A traffic stop this morning provided Indianapolis metropolitan police with a clue as to why a 53-year-old driver was swerving over the center line on South Meridian Street. Cops say he was drunk -- and watching a porno movie. Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department Officer Mike Leeper said in a report, he noticed the driver of 2004 Dodge Intrepid "drifting left of center" on northbound Meridian near Washington Street at 12:20 a.m. When the car turned west on Washington, Leeper decided to pull him over near Illinois Street. After the car pulled aside, the driver, Gregory Green, Indianapolis, accidentally put it in reverse and Leeper had to yell several times for him to put it in park, according to the report. The officer said when he approached Green's car a pornographic movie was playing on a portable DVD in the front of the car. A blood alcohol test revealed Green had a .17 percent blood alcohol content, more than twice the limit legally allowed for drivers in Indiana. Green was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated and operating a vehicle with a BAC over .15 percent. (From IndyStar.com 12/8/10)

At first I figured this must be Florida. But n-o-o, it's right there in the heartland of America. Anyway, I'm nominating this clown for "Dumbfuck of the Week" and it's only Thursday, and it's a big country, and we still have Florida. C'mon man, even a corn liquor-swillin'/backwoods cattle-farmin'/no account freakball should understand that the wood doesn't play when there's too much hooch in the way! Point 17? Could you even get the fuckin' zipper undone? Dumb. Fuck. Period. Must be a Colts fan.