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The title of this post says it all - I can't think of any more words right now - my brain just got numb....

I knew it! (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

For the first time in history (herstory?) a videographer has documented the precise moment, down to the millisecond, that a young person has definitively come to the realization that he has the gay. The self-realization moment comes at the 1:24 mark of this important anthropological study that scientists, therapists, clinicians and Nobel Prize winners will be examining for decades to come. Yes, my friend, you are gay. And you've allowed us all a fascinating and important empirical insight into the nature vs. nurture vs. YouTube discussion that intrigues us all. Thank you for your contribution to science and the advancement of humankind. And yes, my friend, you are still gay.

If you Google Rick Santorum, one of the first results that pops up is a Wikipedia link to an article about what "Santorum" means. Here's what it says:

"Santorum is a sexual neologism for a "frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex (my emphasis)."[1] It was proposed by American humorist and sex-advice columnist Dan Savage in 2003 to "memorialize" then-US Republican senator Rick Santorum from Pennsylvania due to the controversy over his statements on homosexuality. Savage asked his readers to submit new definitions for the term.[1] The word became a successful Google bomb when Savage created a website for it, which unseated the Senator's official website as the top search result for his surname on the Google web search engine.[2][3]"

How freakin' hilarious is this? You are one funny bastard, Dan Savage. We all Google our friends, co-workers, relatives and acquaintances all the time. But now whenever anyone does a search on ol' Ricky here, they learn what his last name really means. Plus, people are starting to use "santorum" on TV shows like The Sopranos and it's showing up on t-shirts and bumper stickers.  And remember, this is a guy who had some pretty controversial things to say about folks with the gay wanting to marry. This is worse than being named Ricky Smegma.  How pissed off must he be?  Wow.  You got bombed like Hiroshima, Ricky!

PS - What do you wanna bet we find out Ricky likes to have gay sex at Greyhound bus terminals within the next year or so?  Maybe even a picture of him wiping the santorum off his latest loverboy.  It's always the case....

GUADALAJARA, Mexico - A Mexican company has launched the first beer aimed at the gay and lesbian community – an artisan honey-flavored ale that initially will be sold in parts of Mexico and exported to Colombia and Japan. “We’ve entered the market with great respect, with the idea of offering a product aimed at the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender) community, which has been neglected but is very important and very demanding,” Bodega 12 marketing chief Dario Rodriguez Wyler told Efe. The beer – brewed with malt and organic honey – is being sold at gay bars and restaurants in Guadalajara, one of Mexico’s most traditional cities, as well as in Mexico City and beach resorts such as Puerto Vallarta and Los Cabos. In the coming months, Bodega 12 will export just over 1,000 cases of the beer to Colombia and Japan, Rodriguez Wyler said. The beverage comes in two different types of packaging: “Salamandra” (Salamander) and “Purple Hand,” which recalls a famous gay-rights protest in San Francisco in 1969....


Makes sense, I guess.  I mean we already have Mount Gay Rum, right?  And here's a test to see if you should be ordering up a case or two of these new brewskies:

FoxNews
Suit: Man Claims Glaxo Drug Made Him a 'Gay Sex Addict'
A 51-year-old married father of two is suing GlaxoSmithKline, saying the pharmaceutical company’s drug he took for Parkinson's disease has turned him into a gambling and gay sex addict, Agence France-Presse reported. Didier Jambart, of Nantes, France, began taking Requip (ropinirole) in 2003, which is used to treat Parkinson’s disease -- a disorder of the nervous system that affects movement, muscle control and balance. Jambart’s attorney said his client attempted suicide three times after he lost his family’s savings to Internet gambling and stole money for his habit. Jambart alleges he also became a “compulsive gay sex addict and began exposing himself on the Internet and cross-dressing.” Jambart’s attorney said these antics led his client to be raped. Jambart stopped taking the drug in 2005, but by that time he had already been demoted from his job and was suffering psychological trauma. He is seeking $610,000 in damages from Glaxo, and his neurologist, whom he says did not accurately warn him about the drug’s potential side effects.

Is it time to kill all the lawyers yet? Methinks yes.

'Nuff said....