April Summers Wallpaper

The title of this post says it all - I can't think of any more words right now - my brain just got numb....

Is this even legal? Don't you have to be on a beach, like literally standing on some sand to wear somethin' like this? All I know is that "the boys" must be feelin' incredibly claustrophobic in that little thong thingy. But then again, if this is the kind of thing Mr. Bikini here wears on a daily basis maybe they're used to it by now. Talk about a banana sling....