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C'mon you freakin' rednecks. Granny needs to see her babies grow old. And if you keep puttin' her on a dirt bike with no protection that ain't happenin'. Our oldie oldster here is gonna break a hip or a pelvis. This is borderline elderly abuse. You'd be flogged and thrown in the pokey in China and half the other countries around the world. Whatever happened to scrapbooking or knitting a sweater? Get with the program you douche bags. Play nice. If it weren't for her you wouldn't be alive. Pay attention!

Bailando! If this granny cuttin' a rug doesn't get you pumped and jacked then there's something wrong with you. Granted, it looks like she might be Russian so that means she's probably shitfaced on vodka, but I'll tell you something else: She's also high on life. Pump it up and rock on you delirious babe!

Drill.  That's funny, right?  What's Granny gonna drill next?  Drill me!  Drill me!  Drill me, you hot little Nonna! Let's take this to the next level.  I got some Sambuca and an open mind.  Let's dance you little hottie!  Bang.  Pay attention!