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My man's gonna break a lot of hearts. Makes Hines Ward look like an amateur.

Hip-hip-hooray for this YouTuber! Well done, my little video editor. This barely-legal fame-whore has about run her course, right? I mean, below-average looks, voice like a pack-a-day smoker and now the dance moves from Planet Sucky? It's time to expose this no-talent daughter of a no-talent father. But guess what? As soon as the naked Miley photos hit the inter-webber-blogger-nets, rest assured we'll have 'em here faster than you can say "Hey, her body sucks, too!" That's just how we roll.

PS - I think I just set a record for most hyphens in a post. Glad you could share it with me.

Dance 'til ya drop. Have a great weekend.

Get this cop a doughnut! If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. Russian food = Stoli for breakfast, lunch and dinner. This lunatic needs to be on "Russia's Got Talent" if there even is such a thing. Because even though he's completely dickered he obviously has the rhythm of a young Michael Jackson. He's just as white, too. Bravo, Officer Shotglass!

Go tear it up and have a great weekend, Speakeasies!

Righteous! I hope I'm half as cool as this cat when I get to be his age. Dude is probably still sparkin' the doobies and beatin' the chicks off with a stick. The real American Idol!

DO NOT spend your Friday doin' this. GET OUTTA THE HOUSE. In fact, go party like our little inflatable friend here:




Have a great weekend, Speakeasies!

Confession. I'm Irish. This video does not make me proud. Here's what I don't understand. Who decided that arms couldn't be a part of dancing? I don't get it. Was there some evil Irish warlord back before the potato famine who had kids born without arms? Do Irish chicks have the stinkiest armpits on the planet? It just doesn't make any sense. Dancing is a whole body thing, right? Maybe that's why you won't find many freckled, red-haired, colleen-faced strippers. How they gonna hold onto the pole? Right. Ain't happenin'. Love the beer. Hate the dancin'. Bang. Pay attention you drunken shillelagh's.

PS - Confession Part Two - Irish food sucks. Ya boil a bunch of salty meat, potatoes, and veggies and call that a meal? Uh-uh. I'll take lasagna any day. Or pizza, or spare ribs, or steak, or prime rib, or Chinese, or Greek, or Thai, or Mexican, or MacDonald's, or KFC, or a boiled fekkin' shoe, or....

Hope you're all on some beach somewhere watchin' chicks in wet T-shirts and poundin' tequila. Rage on, Speakeasies!

Bailando! If this granny cuttin' a rug doesn't get you pumped and jacked then there's something wrong with you. Granted, it looks like she might be Russian so that means she's probably shitfaced on vodka, but I'll tell you something else: She's also high on life. Pump it up and rock on you delirious babe!

Where have all the heroes gone? Is it just me or are you shocked that nobody drives this guy's nose to the back of his cranium? Especially the dudes who are walking past him with their girlfriends. I can understand the kids - they're easy targets. But these chicks should immediately dump any guy whose first instinct isn't to get in this dudes grill and protect their honor. Hey ladies - your big bad squeeze has a vagina! Bang. Pay the fuck attention!

Big whup. Not even this little dance number before takeoff will make flying more enjoyable. Decent effort, but I'll start booking reservations when the chicks are strippin' and goin' topless and giving happy endings. Then you'll see an uptick in flight travel. Bang. Pay attention!

Rock on, you bat-shit crazy old dude! Where do you keep the ecstasy and glow-sticks!

Just the other day I was blow-drying my hair and gettin' jiggy to Selena Gomez when one of my roomies caught me with his iPhone. So awkward! I threw some hair product at him, locked the door and danced to my little Selena until I could dance no more. Don't worry bro, your secret is safe here in the Speakeasy....

Just remember to keep your head on a swivel. Dancing is a contact sport. Oh, and somebody get this chick a helmet.

Peepo funny is in video. Many peepo dance. Many peepo moving. Wely, wely funny sing song. Making happy dance wif wely funny peepo. Sum young guy is rearry, rearry make happy in front. But everyone welcome for to see all peepo dance and sing happy. Me luv you long time.

Oops my bad. Someone sent me the wrong clip. Now, where is that Hooter's thingy?....

'Nuff said....

Has to be Florida, right? 'Nuff said....