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SALT LAKE CITY - A Salt Lake City woman has been charged with offering her 13-year-old daughter's virginity to a man for $10,000. The woman, 32-year-old Felicia Rae McClure, was charged Monday in Utah's 3rd District Court with two first-degree felony counts of aggravated sex abuse of a child and two second-degree felony counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. If convicted, McClure faces a lifetime prison sentence for each first-degree felony and a zero to 15 year sentence for each second-degree felony. In court papers, prosecutors allege that McClure had discussed letting her daughter perform oral sex and other sex acts with an adult male. The negotiated offer and an arrangement to exchange the teen's virginity for money were detailed in a string of text messages which were seen by McClure's boyfriend, who called police, court papers say. In a police affidavit also filed with the court, investigators say McClure acknowledged the agreement and said she and the girl had been modeling lingerie for the man in a local store and at their home near the Utah State Capitol. Investigators say McClure said she had also taken pictures of her daughter wearing only a bra and skimpy, thong underwear and sent them to another adult male. In the same affidavit, the girl told police she initially agreed to the sex-for-money arrangement, but later told her mother that she did not want to go through with it. No court dates have been set in the case and it wasn't immediately clear if McClure had an attorney. McClure is being held in the Salt Lake County Jail. Bail is set at $250,000. A corrections officer at the jail said the facility does not take telephone messages for inmates. A check of Utah State Court records shows McClure has a criminal history that includes misdemeanor convictions for illegal drug possession and driving under the influence. A forgery case filed against her in 2007 was dismissed after she successfully completed a court-ordered drug treatment program.

Mommy of the year? I mean seriously, who does this batshit crazy chick think she is, Heidi Fleiss? Hey, I'm for all kinds of sex between consenting adults but pimpin' out your 13-year-old daughter crosses even whatever fuzzy line I might have. Go sell yourself for say $20 bucks a pop, but leave the kid out of it.  Good luck gettin' fucked and not gettin' paid for it for the next few years in the graybar hotel, Felicia.

Nice work, Mommy dearest. Having said that, I can completely understand the desire to sometimes wanna ride roughshod over a teenager. They're the worst. Total pains in the asses. Some of the shit I see teens pullin' with their parents when I'm out and about is unbelievable. I'm not sayin' that the kid deserved it but the kid probably deserved it if ya know what I mean. I say we cut the Mom some slack. If it wasn't caught on video it wouldn't be such a big deal. Hey, it could've even been an accident. Everyone knows women drivers suck.

Apopka woman had sex with 16-year-old boy, police say

ORLANDO SENTINEL - A 33-year-old Apopka woman and a 16-year-old boy exchanged hundreds of text messages and had a sexual relationship over spring break, police said Friday. Cindy Rotarius was arrested Thursday on three counts of sexual assault of a 16- or 17-year-old victim by a person 24 or older, a second-degree felony. Rotarius told officers her relationship with the boy began March 26 and ended April 5, a report states. Rotarius contacted the boy on Facebook, and his sister saw them meet several times, police said. They went bowling, and he came over to play Playstation 3 and watch movies, according to the report. She and the boy separately told police that they had sex, officers said. In text messages, Rotarius asked the boy not to tell anyone because she was afraid she would lose her children, the report says.

It doesn't get much better than this. I mean the kid gets to watch movies, go bowling, use the Playstation 3 and bang a 33-year-old for the whole week of vacation. He can't be the one who told the cops because he would have been too busy bragging to all his friends about how he spent a week smashin' Cindy.

And by the way, where's the crime? I doubt the dude had to be forced into anything. Cindy was just spreadin' a little love in the hood. Free Cindy!

Don't mess with Miley's Moms. She's gonna protect her Moms. If you get near her Moms you're gonna pay. Cuz nobody almost bumps into Miley's Moms. Miley's got her Moms back. And her Moms front. And her Moms side. Moms.

Mother Accidentally Shot by Son, Father also Injured

BAY MINETTE, Ala. - The Baldwin County Sheriff's Office said a small child accidentally shot his mother, after finding the gun near his injured father's side. Around 9:00 p.m. the BCSO was alerted of the shooting at 4621 old Carney Road in Bay Minette. When they arrived to the home they found Allen and Aleisha Jones injured by gunshot. The couples two small children were at the residence when the incident happened. Their daughter was upstairs asleep at the time of the incident. When questioned by authorities, Mr. Jones stated he had taken his Glock .40 handgun from the glove compartment of his truck. He was walking to the house when he tripped and fell, then accidentally shot himself in the leg just above the knee. Jones yelled to his wife for help. Aleisha was upstairs bathing their young son when she heard her husband's call for help. When she arrived on the screened porch, she tried to secure the gun but her son beat her to the gun. After attempting to take the gun from the child, a round was fired. Aleisha was hit in the left side of her neck. A neighbor heard the gunshots and cries for help and came to Aleisha's aid. Her Husband called 911. When authorities arrived, Allen and Aleisha were transported to USA in Mobile. Investigators say both individuals stories parallel each other. At last report, the Jones' were in stable condition. Injuries do not appear to be life threatening. There are no charges at this time.

Am I the only one not buying this? Why was the dude bringing his Glock into the house? My bet is that he was gonna go postal on the whole family or at least the wife. No safety on? Finger on the trigger? It says here Mr. Jones was up to no good. Pay attention! (And get the women and children out of the house!)

Authorities: Mom sang karaoke while kids left home alone
LAND O'LAKES - A mother was arrested Tuesday after authorities said she left her 5- and 7-year-old sons home alone while she sang karaoke at a local bar. Mirya W. Royal, 36, of 2001 Brinson Road, is charged with child neglect and possession of marijuana. She remained in the Land O' Lakes Jail today with bail set at $1,150. Royal was seen singing at Whiskey Willy's Bar on Dale Mabry Highway just before 10 p.m. Tuesday, an arrest report states. A witness went to her home to check on the boys. The 7-year-old opened the door for the witness; the younger boy was wearing a diaper and sleeping in a bed with no sheets or blankets. Deputies found Royal at the bar and drove her home. She said she no longer could handle the boys and wanted them given to the state, according to the report. Investigators said they found 1 gram of marijuana in Royal's purse, along with a glass marijuana pipe and a grinder.

Okay, you got me. What's a "grinder?" Is that some kind of sandwich Mom was luggin' around?  And by the way, what tune was she singing?  How 'bout "I Like Karaoke, Booze And Weed More Than My Kids And Maybe Someday I'll Get Out Of Florida And Be The Next Lady Gaga?"  Great lyrics, and you can dance to it....

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There's just WAY too much goin' on here for my blogged-out tired eyes.  I mean, where to begin?  Is it bedtime?  Party time?  Bang the wifey time?  Rob the bank time?  Blow up a Burger King time?  Somebody tell me - what the fuck time is it?