April Summers Wallpaper

I'm gonna give this a 9 on the Spaz-O-Meter. I mean your friend (who has a touch of athletic ability) just showed you what to do and you failed like a dog. C'mon brah, are we gonna have to put a leash on you? If not that, let me lay a little Bahtendah wisdom on ya - never leave the house without a cup on. Ever. Pay attention!

Kid's voice just went up about 4 octaves. In the future, I believe researchers will discover that skateboarders have less children than any other people on the planet. I've never seen a group as a whole take more nutshots than these idiots. And they keep comin' back for more! Rock on you morons. You keep makin' the vids and I'll keep postin' 'em!

Not the best or the worst nutshot I've ever seen, but entertaining nonetheless. I'm feelin' a little virtual stomach pain so if you think about it,  that just makes your day a little better because it ain't you. Schadenfreude, deal with it my Speakeasy friends.  Others feel pain, we feel better, that's just the way it goes.  Pay the fuck attention! 

They're training in secret to take over the world. Their precision is flawless, their mastery of the ancient art of combat awe-inspiring. They're your neighbors. They live in your town. They go to school with your sons and daughters. But be on guard, they could rise at any moment and wreak havoc on society. Or maybe not....

I've heard of getting chicks drunk and taking advantage of them before, but I don't think this is exactly how it's supposed to go. The plan was going well until Sally here decided to get hard-headed about things. Be careful what you ask for....

It takes leather balls to play soccer. The only surprising thing here is that he didn't fall down in agony and stay there until the stretcher showed up. Oh, wait, they only do that during games. Never mind.

The only way to attempt something like this is if you're dressed up like the Tin Man from the Wizard Of Oz. Otherwise, chill out and enjoy the fact that you might be able to have children some day. Bang. Pay attention!