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Absolutely brilliant. This is what happens when you're up half the night with some crying kid and nothing else to do while you wait for him or her to go back to sleep. I think this is how Edison invented the light bulb. How Bell invented the telephone. How Naismith invented basketball. Really.

Sometimes ya just need to take a break and have a good laugh. There ya go. That is all.

Okay, I guess I have to put this video up here because so many people have been sending it to me. I mean I think more people have sent me this video than have ever sent anything to me. It's been all over the interbloggernet, but just in case you've been living in a cave, here you go.

Has to be Florida, right? 'Nuff said....

CHICAGO - Almost 39 weeks ago, Kristine Casey set out on an unusual journey to help her daughter and answer a spiritual calling. Her goal was achieved when she gave birth to her own grandson at age 61. Casey, possibly the oldest woman to give birth in Illinois, was a surrogate for her daughter, Sara Connell, who had been trying for years to have a baby. Connell and her husband, Bill, are the biological parents of the child Casey carried, which grew from an embryo created from the Chicago couple's egg and sperm. Crying and praying, Connell and her mother held hands as Finnean Lee Connell was delivered by cesarean section at 9:47 p.m Wednesday. When the baby let out a cry, "I lost it," said Sara Connell, the first family member to hold him. The doctor who delivered Finnean said there wasn't a dry eye in the crowded operating room...

Nice effort from Granny, but isn't this kid gonna have some serious issues when he grows up? I can't imagine what this little dude is gonna be calling all his relatives as he moves through life. Things will be more complicated than the federal budget. Good luck, young man!

Yeah, kid, it's funny now, but when that hand gets bitten off and you're tryin' to scratch your ass with your hook you're gonna rue the day. Smarten up!

Makes no sense to me. A lot of the crap I saw on Sunday was much worse than this. Pay attention!

Hey you fuckin' idiots - don't just drive by - throw the kid a friggin' blanket or something! Pay attention!

It has to be Russia, right? Where EVERYBODY drinks Stoli all day, every day. Stoli with the Corn Flakes, Stoli with the PBJ, Stoli with the borscht. You drunken freaks. It's all fun and games until some baby loses a limb....

This is weird, right? Like isn't it kinda wrong to be scarin' a baby? Plus, the guy's only got one line. Hey dude, we got it after the third time you said it. Or, is this something you also tell the wifey all the time? Hmmm....

Party on!  Enjoy the weekend Speakeasies!