WOODTV - A 32-year-old teacher's aide is accused of sexually assaulting a middle-school student from the same district where she worked in Calhoun County. U.S. marshals on June 3 arrested April Patzkowsky in Brownsville, Texas, where she had been living with relatives for the past eight months. She was arrested on an outstanding warrant for four sexual assault charges, and is now awaiting extradition procedures. The male student attends W.K. Kellogg Middle School -- the same building where 32-year-old Patzkowsky worked as a bilingual aid, according to her husband, Mike Patzkowsky. April was employed at the school for about five years to help students with their English skills. Emmett Township Public Safety began the investigation after receiving a complaint report. Police said the abuse occurred off school grounds, and Mike Patzkowsky told 24 Hour News 8 that it happened last summer. April was placed on administrative leave shortly after the investigation began last September, Mike said. April was aware of the situation and kept police informed of her whereabouts, Mike added. She faces life in prison, if convicted...

Life in prison?  For makin' some little horndog's dream come true?  Call me sexist, but these female-teacher-sex-with-boys stories always seem a little less harmful than when the man is the pedophile.  I'm bettin' the dude could have said no and that would've been the end of it.  Fact is, he'll probably jerk off for the rest of his life while re-living the experience.  Some parent probably caught wind of junior braggin' about the whole thing and turned her ass in.  April just taught one of her students to be a cunning linguist.  Life in prison?  Are you kiddin' me?

I love this freakin' guy.  I bet all of his students end up being doctors or lawyers or rocket scientists.  Spare the rod, spoil the child I say.  I went to Catholic school as a kid and the nuns were way worse than this.  They'd hold your hand down and literally bust your knuckles.  The thing was, they didn't have to do it very often once we all got the message.   And what they got was a whole classroom full of kids that never gave 'em any shit at all.  Watch out for the next generation of free Egyptians, the new world leaders.

MUSKOGEEPHOENIX.COM - McIntosh County authorities arrested a Checotah elementary school teacher Tuesday for allegedly having sex with a 16-year-old boy. Michelle McCutchan, 38, was charged with two counts of second-degree rape and one count of sodomy. The alleged acts occurred between Dec. 1 and May 11. Documents filed Tuesday with the McIntosh County Court Clerk’s Office allege McCutchan had sex with the boy on four occasions at her home and at least one time at the boy’s home in Oktaha. Prosecutors allege five instances of oral sodomy. McCutchan could not be reached for comment. A telephone number listed under her name has been disconnected. McIntosh County Sheriff’s Investigator Tonya French said McCutchan admitted having sex with the boy, who is a high school sophomore. “McCutchan said she had sent many nude photos of herself to (the boy’s) phone,” French stated in an affidavit supporting her request for an arrest warrant. “McCutchan stated two times while having sex with (him) ... a video was made of the sexual acts.” According to court documents, McCutchan could face up to 10 years in prison for the sodomy charge and from one to 15 years on the second-degree rape charges. McCutchan, who was suspended May 10 from her duties teaching fifth grade, was released after posting a $5,000 bond. Information regarding her next court appearance was unavailable Tuesday night. Checotah Public Schools Superintendent Mark Calavan said McCutchan was suspended with pay pending a termination hearing, which is scheduled June 2.

This is one horny teacher, huh? Now we've posted plenty of teacher sex scandals here in the past, but this is the first one I can recall where the chick videotaped it. That tells me she was so stoked up she not only wanted to screw around with a teenager, she needed masturbation material for when little Johnny wasn't around. Hot for teacher!

FLORIDA - When Bartow police pulled over 33-year-old Bradley Gummow, an 11th and 12th grade teacher at Bartow High School, for a traffic stop late Tuesday morning, they say they saw a plastic bag in his mouth, reports WTSP News-10 in Tampa Bay. But Gummow wasn't talking. So they used a surefire method to get him to open his mouth: They tased him. Out of his mouth pooped five bags of pot. Small wonder he couldn't talk.

Nice try Bradley, but I'm not sure a little weed is worth gettin' tased over. The punishment just isn't fittin' the crime on this one, bro. See, they were gonna find the weed anyway, homeslice. So, what have we learned, Mr. Teacher? We've learned that when the cops ask us questions, we give them answers, right? Hey, congratulations - you've unintentionally provided a wonderful lesson for your high school students. Teacher of the year!

MAIL ONLINE - A teacher has been arrested for stripping off and parading naked around an elementary school after he was told he was being laid off. Harlon Porter was reportedly upset about losing his job at Haynie Elementary School in Morrow, Georgia. Fortunately, the children had been released for the day before Porter started his alleged impromptu strip show. School staff called police after the teacher allegedly started strolling the halls in his birthday suit. Officers say they found the 31-year-old sitting nude in a chair in the teacher’s lounge. He was later released on $2,000 bond after being charged with public indecency. If the children had still been at the school, he would have faced the more serious charge of child molestation. After being arrested, Porter claimed he had ‘reached a new level of enlightenment’ and ‘he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open'. The teacher may not have allegedly been wearing any clothes, but he was carrying several books on spirituality and transcendental meditation, according to CBS. He was reportedly told his employment contract wouldn’t be renewed two days before the incident occurred a week ago. It’s a sure bet that Porter won’t be invited back into the Georgia school system, but he claimed to have loftier teaching ambitions. He told police he wanted to teach on a new level ‘with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm.’ Teachers at the school said Porter was a teetotal vegan. ‘However on the date in question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco bell to get tacos for lunch,’ the police report said. A YouTube video emerged today of Porter's rambling and incomprehensible one man show he called 'Scenes From the Evolution U.' According to Khari Reed, the arresting officer, Porter was diagnosed seven years ago with schizophrenia.

The question is, how did this fruitcake get hired in the first place? Harlon is clearly hopped up on goofballs. Are you tellin' me the school system couldn't see this comin' down the tracks like the Coor's Light Party Train? Anyway, here's Harlon's video from YouTube if ya wanna watch some bat-shit crazy ex-teacher rant and rave:

RGJ.COM - A 34-year-old Reed High School special education teacher remained jailed Monday on charges she had sex with two 17-year-old students, in acts that allegedly occurred in her personal vehicle. Friday’s arrest of teacher Bethyl “Beth” Shepherd was the second recent sexual misconduct-related arrest of a special education Reed High School employee. Last month, Reed special education teacher’s aide Marie L. Fisher was arrested on felony charges related to having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old student with whom she also allegedly sent graphic text message photos, according to court documents. An arraignment date has not yet been scheduled in the case. Shepherd, who has been on administrative leave since school police received information on the incident, faces felony counts of sexual conduct between a school employee and a pupil. Bail was set at $4,000. According to a probable cause affidavit filed in Sparks Justice Court, school police detectives learned through an unidentified source that Shepherd, employed with the district since August 2001, allegedly was involved in a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old student on April 7. Investigators accused her in the court filing of having sex with two 17-year-olds in her personal vehicle, away from school grounds. She told investigators that one student forced her to engage in sexual activities while she denied any contact with the other. Washoe County schools police Chief Mike Mieras said, “Well, there are two sides to a story,” but after interviews with other sources, he added, enough information had been gathered to suggest probable cause. “What her allegations are at this time are not quite matching up to the accounts of what was reported to us,” Mieras said. It was not immediately known Monday afternoon if Shepherd had hired an attorney. A contact phone number Shepherd gave officers went unanswered and did not allow voice mail. Mieras said school district area superintendent Lynn Rauh, who oversees Reed, is going to meet with Principal Mary Vesco and do some training with the staff on appropriate behavior and personal relationships with students...

I gotta admit, the "Special Needs" part of this story threw me completely for a loop. Usually when 17-year-olds have sex with their teachers I'm just jealous. But this is a little different. This might be the first time I'm actually in favor of prosecuting the female teacher. Beth here also looks a little goofy to me. I say put her in stir and let her learn how to be a lesbian.

Music Teacher Busted For Sexting Teen Student

FLORIDA (Where else?) - A South Florida band teacher is in trouble with the law after he allegedly sent a 14-year-old student suggestive text messages and pictures of his "instrument." Dennis A. Mulder, teacher at Allapattah Flats K-8 school in Port St. Lucie, was arrested Wednesday on two felony counts of transmission of material harmful to minor by electronic equipment, according to tcpalm.com. Mulder, 42, is accused of sending three pics of his erect penis to the teen girl, his student at Allapattah. Police say the girl's mother found the pics when she was going through the teen's cell phone on March 7. The photos were in a file labeled "Dennis," and police traced the number that sent the pics and texts to a phone number registered to Mulder. Mulder allegedly sent texts to the girl in early March, including "Secret: It took all I could not to grab you & kiss you today” and “Desire for you is getting stronger." The girl later told police she and Mulder were "just good friends," and that he “was the one person that understood and could relate to her." She admitted Mulder sent her the photos and that she'd planned on telling him they couldn't be "anything but friends." Mulder later told police the two had a strictly teacher to student relationship and that they had exchanged just a couple of texts and that he told her she couldn't text him. But police said they found about 100 texts between the two phones, and when they compared the penis pics to Mulder's apartment, they spotted floor tile and carpet that matched those found in the pics. A St. Lucie County School District spokeswoman said she couldn't comment on open investigations, but said Mulder was expected to be reassigned away from students while the investigation is made. Mulder has spent the past four years with the school district but this was his first as a band teacher at Allapattah. Mulder was being held Thursday in the St. Lucie County Jail on $50,000 bail.

Who does this guy think he is, Brett Favre?  Seriously, when has sending pictures of your junk ever worked for any guy anywhere?  And don't get me started on Florida.  There's a reason Florida looks like America's penis on a map - BECAUSE IT IS!  We need to hold a national castration day and just cut this embarrassment of a state right off the continental U.S.  Dig a wide friggin' canal right across the top of the state and let them exist in their own little leper colony.  Let all the drunks, crack-heads, hookers, tramps, addicts, whores, pedophiles, kidnappers, burglars, gang-bangers, and politicians fight it out in one enormous trailer park.  But for no reason, and I mean NO REASON do we let 'em back on the mainland.  Bang.  Done.  Pay attention!   

St. Louis High School Student Outs Porn Star Science Teacher

GENESIS - 38-year old, Parkway High School Science teacher, Tera Myers, was put on administrative leave after a student discovered her XXX past from two decades ago. This is not the first time this St. Louis teacher was outed because of her adult entertainment past. In 2006, she was suspended in Paducah, Kentucky when she was starring in pornographic films under the name Terika Dye. Although the teachers and parents stood by her for the time being, her contract was not renewed. She later shared her story on the “Dr. Phil Show,” and one year later began work at Parkway North High School. Parkway North Officials said they did not know about her past until a student found the video and was curious if a background and reference check were necessary. Since Myers did not do anything illegal, her X-rated past did not show up on her background check. In the ’90s, she was featured in such films as: Double Your Pleasure Double Your Fun, and In Thru The Out Door under the name Rikki Andersin. Myers was reported saying that she made the films while working as an exotic dancer in California because she needed the money. She will be paid until the end of the school year, however, is not allowed to return to the school. The district was surprised to learn of her past and believe “She has tried to move on with her life...”

I feel bad for Tera Myers, I really do. She's lost two teaching gigs now, all because she made a few porn flicks and stripped a little way back in the '90's. She's probably too old to go back to that type of work now and all she wants to do is teach some high school kids. Let her teach! This chick knows more about life than most of us and could impart a lot of that wisdom to her students. She should apply to teach at Northwestern. Their rules are a little looser. They even allow live sex demonstrations in the classroom.  Godspeed, Tera....

Denver Post
Teacher and student were found naked in car with booze, police report says
When a patrol officer found a high school teacher in a parked car with a 16-year-old student, both were naked and there were bottles of Sprite and vodka in the vehicle, according to the arrest affidavit. Mountain View High School instructor Courtney Bowles, 31, bought the booze, picked up the unnamed boy and parked her blue Subaru in North Lake Park about 10:40 p.m. Friday, the report says. The alleged victim first said he had no identification with him and gave Loveland police Officer Sharon Hopkins a false birth date. When she questioned him again, he handed over his Mountain View school ID, showing he was a 10th-grader. He then acknowledged he was 16. Bowles, who is married with two children and is an instructional coach for teachers at the school, told the officer that she offered the boy alcohol, but he had only one sip. Bowles, arrested on counts of sexual assault by a person in a position of trust and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, was released on a personal-recognizance bond Monday. The 8th Judicial District attorney's office is expected to file charges by Thursday. Though Bowles is out of custody, a judge has ordered her to stay away from anyone younger than 18, to remain 100 feet from the high school, and to refrain from contacting the boy or his family...Bowles' work at Mountain View included instructing teachers on how best to interact with students, though she also tutored kids struggling in their studies...


Sprite and vodka?  C'mon Courtney, is that the best you could do?  And by the way, no candles, no picnic basket, NO CONDOMS???