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wwl - The Lafourche Parish Sheriff's office says deputies arrested two men who were plying their drug trade from an ice cream truck in the community of Mathews. According to Sgt. Lesley Hill, a concerned citizen contacted police after seeing drugs being sold from the truck. Hill says after deputies located the truck on New Haven Street, deputies spoke with the driver, Johnathan Trahan (above, left) and his passenger, Hunter Pitre (above, right.)Investigators say as deputies gave the driver a pat-down, officers found three plastic bags with about 9 grams of suspected marijuana and a glass pipe in Trahan's pocket. Deputies say a K-9 officer did alert to illegal narcotics in the ice cream truck, but a subsequent search yielded no drugs. However, Hill says a pat-down of Pitre did result in finding a small amount of marijuana hidden in Pitre's sock. Officers booked Pitre and Trahan on drug charges. The press release from the Sheriff's Office did not indicate whether the pair were also selling ice cream from the truck.

So wait, was there ice cream in the truck or not? This little fact makes all the difference in the world. You see, if they're also selling ice cream then you've got a solid business model here. People smoke a little weed, then they get the munchies and you're right there to sell 'em a little snack while they're still high. Could probably even charge a little extra for the stuff - these people are wasted - they won't give a shit. Please, somebody tell me these young entrepreneurs were building the business correctly. Pay Attention!

Nice try Church Lady, but it looks like more people are hitting the bong than hitting the pew these days. Maybe if they served munchies in church....

Woman flashes police, then drops marijuana
CEDAR RAPIDS - Police arrested a Cedar Rapids woman Saturday morning after she flashed officers while they were trying to break up a party. Tena M. Metchell, 28, of 1705 Fifth Ave. SE, is charged with assault on a peace officer, possession of marijuana and interference with official acts after the incident at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in downtown Cedar Rapids. Hotel security called police around 2:45 a.m. Saturday to respond to a large party in the Presidential Suite, a two-story suite on the top floor. When officers arrived, they found a large group of people and asked people to leave. According to the police report, Metchell was among about 30 people standing near an elevator when she pulled down her pants and underwear and lifted up her top to the officers. “She was just somebody in the crowd, until she did that,”Sgt. Cristy Hamblin said. Metchell struggled with officers when they tried to arrest her for violating the city ordinance on public exposure, kicking Officer Michael Dierks a few times in the knee, police said. Dierks did not need medical treatment. While she was being handcuffed, a baggie of marijuana fell out of Metchell’s pants, police said. Metchell was taken to the Linn County Jail.


Are those cryin' eyes, lyin' eyes or highin' eyes?  Can't tell.  Must've been that new synthetic weed laced with Ecstasy that had ol' Tena flashing her junk to the cops.  Youth of America beware!

Man To PD: I'm Growing Marijuana - Man Asks How Much Trouble He'd Get In For Growing One Plant
FARMINGTON, Conn. - A man who dialed 911 to ask Farmington police to how much trouble he’d get in by growing one marijuana plant has been arrested. Farmington police said the call came into dispatch about 8 p.m. Thursday. When the dispatcher told the man he could get arrested, the caller said thank you and hung up, according to police. Police traced the call to 192 Waterville Road in Farmington. Narcotics officers went to scene and discovered the man was growing marijuana, according to police. Police said Robert Michelson admitted spending a lot of money on line buying everything he needed to grow marijuana, including the seeds. Narcotics officers seized from the scene a small amount of marijuana and numerous items of drug paraphernalia for growing and smoking marijuana. Police said Michelson was released on bond.

How high must ol' Bobby have been when he called the cops? Was he just huffin' bong hits for days on end? Did he think he was calling some tech support site in India to get answers on starting his little farm? Bobby, Bobby, Bobby....Anyway, here's the actual call:

WLKY
Man Checks Into Jail With Joints Sewn In Underwear, Police Say
JEFFERSONVILLE, Ind. -- Police said a man checking into jail had 15 marijuana cigarettes sewn into his boxers. According to WLKY's news partner the News and Tribune, Dontas Marshall, 41, was sentenced Jan. 5 to 15 years in prison for possession of cocaine. Marshall, who was out of jail on bond, turned himself in to authorities at his sentencing hearing and was booked in to the Clark County Jail. According to police reports, a corrections officer noticed Marshall smelled of marijuana. Jail personnel found nothing in a pat-down search but said that Marshall was clenching his buttocks. Officers then prepared to strip-search Marshall, who then admitted he had a joint in his boxers, police said. Officers cut open the boxers and found 15 joints, according to police reports. Police said, because of the amount, Marshall will face criminal charges.


Nice try, Sparky.  You probably would've been a rich man inside the Big House if you were able to pull it off.  But alas, now it looks like you'll have something else in you underwear....

ABC-7
Drugs found in Port Charlotte woman's vagina
ENGLEWOOD: A routine traffic stop led to the arrest of two people and an unusual discovery Wednesday. Deputies pulled over Michael Paul Williamson, 26, and his passenger, Gwendolyn Kathleen Hanisch, 21, both of 3381 Edgehill Terrace in Port Charlotte, for speeding in Englewood Wednesday evening. During the traffic stop, deputies found three cookie tins containing marijuana brownies and two marijuana pipes inside the car, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office. Williamson and Hanisch were arrested and taken to the Charlotte County Jail. At the jail, after Hanisch consented to a strip search, corrections officers discovered a crumpled piece of aluminum foil containing what was believed to be LSD and two baggies of pot inside her vagina. "She produced two sandwich bags of marijuana out of her vagina," explained Bob Carpenter, with the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office. "The third item, which sounds awful, is crumbled up aluminum foil with LSD inside of it." The duo was charged with Possession of Marijuana and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia. An additional charge on Hanisch for Possession of LSD is pending the outcome of a lab test.

Who knew? Marijuana - the new dildo!  And by the way, Gwendolyn, TWO baggies of weed plus the LSD?  Seems a little roomy in there.  How 'bout you work on those Kegel excercises while you're in the pokey?  Bang.  Pay attention!

Time
Bud in a Bottle: New Marijuana Soda to Launch in Feb.
How about a refreshing Canna Cola? A company based in Soquel, Calif., has created a new line of soda pot — or, marijuana soda — that it plans to launch in Colorado in February. Canna Cola isn't the first marijuana soda on the market, but its designer Clay Butler, who said he has never used marijuana or smoked a cigarette but is a "firm believer that adults have an inalienable right to think, eat, smoke, drink, ingest, decorate, dress any way they choose," told the Santa Cruz Sentinel that his beverage collection will be distinguished by marketing. "You look at all the marijuana products out there, and they are so mom-and-pop, hippie-dippy and rinky-dink," he said...According to the Sentinel, Butler's soda pot line will include the "flagship cola drink Canna Cola, the Dr Pepper–like Doc Weed, the lemon-lime Sour Diesel, the grape-flavored Grape Ape and the orange-flavored Orange Kush." The labels promise "12 mind blowing ounces," and each bottle will retail for roughly $10 to $15. Containing 35 to 65 milligrams of THC (tetrahydrocannabinol), the main psychoactive ingredient in cannabis, Canna Cola is substantially less potent than many of the other drinks currently on the market, the Sentinel reports...